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You are here: Home / Jokes / Knock Knock #16

Knock Knock #16

June 20, 2007 by F&J Staff 15 Comments

Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Tarzan!
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Usher!
Usher who?
Usher wish you would let me in!

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Disguise !
Disguise who ?
Disguise the limit !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes a great knock-knock joke !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Dummy !
Dummy who ?
Dummy a favor and go away!!

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Comments

  1. krazy k says

    September 23, 2007 at 9:03 am

    RUBBISH

    Reply
  2. Marissa says

    September 29, 2007 at 10:31 pm

    some of them are pretty funny.
    but some are pretty stupid and
    don’t really make sense.

    Reply
  3. Teresa says

    November 28, 2007 at 1:23 am

    Knock knock
    who’s there!
    shelby
    shelby who
    shell be come in round the mountain when she comes.

    Reply
  4. matt says

    December 19, 2007 at 10:39 pm

    knock knock
    who’s there
    dummy
    dummy who
    dummy a favor and STOP TELLING THESE LAME JOKES!!!!!!!

    Reply
  5. ehssuc says

    January 6, 2008 at 2:48 am

    knock knock
    whos there
    boo
    boo hoo
    dont cry its just a joke

    Reply
  6. kisha says

    January 30, 2008 at 10:00 pm

    these jokes are not funny at all who thought of these oh please sit down!

    Reply
  7. mariah lovine says

    February 11, 2008 at 8:56 am

    These jokes are kinda stupid!

    Reply
  8. mariah lovine says

    February 11, 2008 at 8:57 am

    Your jokes are very lame!

    Reply
  9. corinna leonard says

    February 11, 2008 at 9:00 am

    these are so lame and stupid!my dog thinks you are crazy!

    Reply
  10. TJ says

    March 19, 2008 at 2:36 pm

    KNOCK KNOCK

    WHOS THERE

    YA

    YA WHO?

    YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

    Reply
  11. bob says

    March 25, 2008 at 11:44 pm

    your jokes are gay

    Reply
  12. Mallory & Ty & DJ says

    March 28, 2008 at 2:25 pm

    We enjoyed these jokes. In particular the knock knock joke with dishes…..
    Peace and laughter

    Reply
  13. sammi says

    July 22, 2008 at 12:32 am

    i think they are ok some of them were not funny and some i did not even understand i think this one wil make you laugh!!p.s:if it does not just say sammi that is not funny.

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there !
    B-4 !
    B-4 who ?
    B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door.

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Four Eggs!
    Four Eggs who ?
    Four Eggs ample !

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana ?

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Bless !
    Bless who ?
    I didn’t sneeze !

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Nobel.
    Nobel who?
    No bell, that’s why I knocked!

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hoo.
    Hoo who?
    You talk like an owl!

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dishwasher.
    Dishwasher who?
    Dishwasher way I spoke before I had false teeth!

    Knock, Knock
    Who’s there?
    Pudding!
    Pudding who?
    Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!

    Knock, Knock
    Who’s there?
    Leaf
    Leaf who?
    Leaf me alone!

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tank.
    Tank who?
    You’re welcome!

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wire.
    Wire who?
    Why are you asking?

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Anita.
    Anita who?
    Anita a tissue! Ah Choo!

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Water.
    Water who?
    Water you doing in my house?

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    I love.
    I love who?
    I don’t know, you tell me!

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ketchchup
    Ketchchup who?
    Kethchup to me and I will tell you.

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Don’t cry. It’s only a joke.

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hawaii.
    Hawaii who?
    I’m fine, Hawaii you?

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Police.
    Police who?
    Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Cash !
    Cash who ?
    I knew you were nuts !
    Knock Knock
    Who’s there ?
    Cows !
    Cows who ?
    Cows go ‘moo’ not who!

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there !
    Dishes !
    Dishes who ?
    Dishes your friend Margaret, so open the door !

    i hpe you like my knock knock jokes they are on other websites and my friends all know them aswell ok cya l8r allig8r! lol rofl lmao

    p.s: lol means laugh out loud, rofl means roll on floor laughin and lmao means laugh my ass off.
    ok cya l8r allig8r..!

    Reply
  14. Abbbie says

    December 16, 2009 at 7:52 am

    LOL LOL LOL
    these are funny

    Reply
  15. R-dog says

    January 7, 2010 at 8:21 am

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Police! Open Up!

    you can’t really reply to that, can you???? 🙂 LOL ROFL LMAO

    Reply

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