One fine afternoon a gentleman was walking down the street; and as he came around the corner he spotted a young boy sitting in front of the local candy shop. As he approached, he realized it was his neighbor’s kid – Little Johnny.
The boy was shoving sweet tarts and chocolate bars down his throat as fast as possible, so much that it prompted the man to offer some advice: “You know, Johnny, it’s not healthy to eat all that candy.”
Little Johnny looks up at him and quickly retorts “You know, my grampa lived to be 96 years old.”
“Oh,” the man replied, “did he eat lots of candy?”
“Nope,” retorted Little Johnny, “he minded his own damn business!”
Oh wow….
WOW THIS JOKE REALLY MADE ME LOL
roflmao
LMAO!!! This is great, totally stealing it & using it @ Dinner tonight…
ahhahahahahahahahahahhaa hindi kakatawa
That servesv him right.
That serves him right.
haaaaaaaha my father mst knw abt this u knw……….
ah this kid is gud a gud way tc put his neighbour to his place well he is one of the kids i would like to meet one day lol
heard this before, very old joke.
Nice one johny
omg lol
Stand up for yourself kid.
Familiar joke
iv heard that joke before its not as funny the second time around….
Hahahaha! Too funny it was, little Johnny really rocked and this is surely going to make everybody ‘Lol’.
ha ha!!!!!! litttle johnny is right
ha ha!!!!!! the kid is right!