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Johnny Has A Sweet Tooth

June 3, 2011 by F&J Staff 18 Comments

One fine afternoon a gentleman was walking down the street; and as he came around the corner he spotted a young boy sitting in front of the local candy shop. As he approached, he realized it was his neighbor’s kid – Little Johnny.

The boy was shoving sweet tarts and chocolate bars down his throat as fast as possible, so much that it prompted the man to offer some advice: “You know, Johnny, it’s not healthy to eat all that candy.”

Little Johnny looks up at him and quickly retorts “You know, my grampa lived to be 96 years old.”

“Oh,” the man replied, “did he eat lots of candy?”

“Nope,” retorted Little Johnny, “he minded his own damn business!”

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Comments

  1. stefan says

    June 4, 2011 at 6:19 pm

    Oh wow….

    Reply
  2. RILENE SMALL says

    June 7, 2011 at 7:56 pm

    WOW THIS JOKE REALLY MADE ME LOL

    Reply
  3. jo mama says

    June 10, 2011 at 11:31 pm

    roflmao

    Reply
  4. Lindsay Marie says

    June 15, 2011 at 9:15 pm

    LMAO!!! This is great, totally stealing it & using it @ Dinner tonight…

    Reply
  5. jedi says

    June 21, 2011 at 5:29 am

    ahhahahahahahahahahahhaa hindi kakatawa

    Reply
  6. njau says

    June 29, 2011 at 5:57 am

    That servesv him right.

    Reply
  7. njau says

    June 29, 2011 at 5:59 am

    That serves him right.

    Reply
  8. thato says

    July 22, 2011 at 6:45 am

    haaaaaaaha my father mst knw abt this u knw……….

    Reply
  9. nonhlanha says

    August 5, 2011 at 7:57 am

    ah this kid is gud a gud way tc put his neighbour to his place well he is one of the kids i would like to meet one day lol

    Reply
  10. Renjeeeee says

    August 21, 2011 at 5:05 pm

    heard this before, very old joke.

    Reply
  11. Olakunle ajoke says

    August 22, 2011 at 4:26 pm

    Nice one johny

    Reply
  12. zoe says

    September 25, 2011 at 2:05 am

    omg lol

    Reply
  13. Parenting Tips says

    October 12, 2011 at 7:40 pm

    Stand up for yourself kid.

    Reply
  14. Moorre says

    May 2, 2012 at 3:58 am

    Familiar joke

    Reply
  15. kiwi says

    September 19, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    iv heard that joke before its not as funny the second time around….

    Reply
  16. funny jokes and insult says

    November 8, 2012 at 6:03 am

    Hahahaha! Too funny it was, little Johnny really rocked and this is surely going to make everybody ‘Lol’.

    Reply
  17. royalty kid says

    November 8, 2012 at 7:25 pm

    ha ha!!!!!! litttle johnny is right

    Reply
  18. royalty kid says

    November 8, 2012 at 7:27 pm

    ha ha!!!!!! the kid is right!

    Reply

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