Feeling alittle dumpy today? Take it out on the people around you with a few well timed, randomly spewed insults. Don’t like the way your co-worker is looking at you? Try one of these…
- You couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
- You must have fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down.
- You have an intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- You’re few cards short of a full deck. (yea I know that’s old)
- You’re a few fries short of a Happy Meal. (yea yea, old too)
- You’re about as smart as bait.
- I think the wheel’s spinning but the hamster’s dead. (I like this one)
- I think the cheese slid off his cracker. (WTF?)
- You must have been an experiment in artificial stupidity.
I like the hampster one too heehee 🙂
these insults are kinda corny, actually. they’re okay, tho.
some of it was funnie. good job =)
i dont actualythink its funny,but on the plus side its better than nothing:(:(:( has any1 got any mprefunny,proper funny jokes that will getme laughing?my emailadress is cheekyboo123@hotmail.com
add me
xxx
heres one,
youre so ulgy you can make an onion cry
also
looks like its anouther case of consterpation of the brain and dhyorria (spelt rong) of the mouth
these are really bad, Igot some better ones: you know what would make you look good? Distance!
when you get in a liuft, it has to go down!
You’re ’bout as dumb as a bag of hammers. (said by George Clooney in “O, Brother, Where art thou?”)
the good ones were the 1s tha the other people made up in comments. my addy is freestyle.speed@hotmail.co.uk (add.me)
real talk MAD CORNY
These were too weird i mean would you actually tell these to one of your enemies while around people.
i smell cheese
uhhh yea these are ok but not that funnyy..kinda corny but still insults
~SAM~
HELLO AFGHANISTAN!!!
u suck try somthing funny like u smell like hyeena spit you smell like panda lips your hair looks like a dirty mop your 1 reeses peices away from obesse
Heres a few……….. Theres more whine comeing out of you than a vineard. He’s not only on a different sheet of music but also in a different concert hall
wonder why….. free time really kills but thanks for lightening up my day/night
Isn’t it illegal to be that ugly?
its ok to be ugly but your over doing, or wow thats out of sight why can’t you?
Guinness called they want your picture for the ugliest person
sooo bad and corny mi sister makes up betta 1’s and she has like no scence if humor lol kk bye ppl x0x
heh heh the artificial stupidity is great.
lol i like them all :D.
they aree pretty funi although it takes me like ages to get jokes lol cauz im so blonde haha add me on msn krissy-is-da-bomb@hotmail.com i love talkin to and meeting new people im a very friendly person hehe
love krissy xx please add me 🙂
WOW NEVER THOUGHT ID FIND SO MANY GAY PEOPLE IN ONE SPOT
eh……?
i got a reall good one
*ahem*
YOUR SO STUPID YOU GOT LOCKED IN THE PUBLIC TOILETS AND YOU PISSED YOURSELF!!!
XD
yall gay
Your Just like the sun but your not very bright
Your so cheap you climb under the stall door in a pay restroom
If i had a dollar for every good idea you ever had i would owe money.
your so dumb you got ran over by a parked car
Your village called, they want their idiot back.
eoin that is funny. those things were funny as well.
Your so dumb u Poured salt water in ya pants 2 keep ya crabs fresh.
i dont think anyone would get the chesse one o.0
oh yeah i got it 1.1
yall are all crazy but i like all tha ladies
Your so ugly your mum had to tie meat around your neck just to get the dog to play with you
You guys are soo funny.Im laughingso much mystomach hurts
i dont understand the one about the wheel spinning but the hamsters dead…
Here is one more: you are such a disgrace to yo mum; whenever she looks at you she thinks: I wish I had used a condom
i dont get the smart as bait one!!! ??? the comments are funnier than the joke!!
the comments were funny. specially that condom one 🙂
Your Mom shoulda swallowed you!
all these were dumb. eoin, now you’re funny. robbie and kayki, you’re a few bricks short of a full load.
Some more insults:
Last I heard your brain cell died of loneliness
If you had an IQ of 5 more points you’d be a cretin
You’re so ugly, the doctor slapped your mother when you were born
If you keep shaking your head your 2 brain cells will ignite
If you had a brain cell you’d be dangerous
dumb
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
i agree wit pimpin
You are the poster child for abortion
You are the reason why people should use condoms
When I look at you, I know why some animals eat their young
if a bird had ur brain it would fly backwards
i’ve seen better conversations in my alphabit soup
i will watch your monkey for you
Some village is missing their idiot
why dont u do us all a favour pull your lip over your haed and swollow
ewww whats that ” what” oh nothing it’s just your face
didn’t i dissect you in biology class?
“blah blah blah, yeah well let me tell you how much i care……………………….there i’m done. now you can go cut yourself.”
we all sprang from apes, you just didn’t spring far enough
“Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.”
how you can be that ugly with only one head!
if you had a brain you would be halfway to being stupid!
the last time you got a piece of ass you’re fingers went through the toilet paper
i cant believe you can fall that far back in the evolution chain