A young man was at a fancy restaurant one day with his new girlfriend. It’s their first date and everything is going well, barring the occasional period of silence. The girlfriend goes to the restrooms and while she is away, the young man spots somebody at another table that looks incredibly like Bob Barker, the Price Is Right guy. He decides to pop over and approache the guy.
“Excuse me,” says the young man, “but you half look like Bob Barker. I don’t suppose…”
“Well,” interrupts Bob, “actually, I am Bob Barker.”
The young man is almost speechless, but does continue, “Look Bob, I think you’re great. I’ve watched all your shows and blah, blah, blah, etc… could you do me a favor?”
“What ever you want,” says Bob.
“Well, you see I’m at another table with my new girlfriend and it would really impress her if you would just come up to me and say, ‘Hello John’.”
“Sure, no problem.” says Bob.
So Steve rushes back to his table and his girlfriend returns. A few moments later, over pops Bob to their table and goes up to John.
“Hi John, how you doing?” says Bob. John looks up and says, “Oh, piss off, Bob”.
this is a blatant copy of an ad, it was featured in the UK last year for an alocoholic drink.
lame.
Actually Benny this joke has been passed around for years. Seems like that UK ad blatantly copied it from the internet. Lame.
i did notlike it at all i thought it was stupid
this sucks!
This joke was stupid. Go kill yourself.
mi nuh like it.
hahaha f&j staff funny
Um, ok. that wasn’t really funny if it was supposed to be. try harder.
i would like the names of the RETARDS who made this joke
That was retarded, hey, TARDS who made that joke, GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF!!!!!
uh….i don’t get it…
it really wasn’t that bad….geez
if u think the joke is stupid… ITS COZ ITS IN THE STUPID JOKES SECTION, RETARD!
Hey that was a great joke it was pretty funny my friend dindt get it though
I don’t get it
no ur stupid and this joke is wack all the people who dont get this joke ur all stupid really bad because ur in the retard section and u still dont get the joke hahahaha ur alll gay go to hell u idiots
This joke is so stupid!!!
lame seen the addy come up wid somet origional loser
kinda stupid..
BOLLOX
omg, what kind of idiots are you people that all you do is sit around and insult people about stupid jokes and other retearded stuff. If you ask me, your all f***ing idiots anyway for wasting your life and energy into complaining about a stupid joke website. jeez…oh no, I’m sorry did I insult you…no that’s right you guys are all supercool freaks. Rock on!
Its cool. My mom thinks its cool.
wait…who’s steve??
who the hell is steve?
omfg soooooo fing stupid go f ur self!
lol thats smart
its quite ood but ny reason why the name changes from John to Steve?
I thought it was very funny. The guy wants to impress the girlfriend, so he has a famous person say HI … now .. if he had just said HI back, he would have impressed her. BUT .. he figures she would be more impressed if he is rude to someone as famous as Barker. Got it? So, the GF figures, not only does this guy KNOW Barker, but by being rude to Barker, the guy gives the impression that Barker is impressed with the guy, and bugs him all the time. The guy is more important than even Barker! wow .. there is genius in this joke guys.
Hey, the joke is not bad. And, well, you couldn’t find a Stupid Joke anywhere else!
dat wuz so so not all dat
that was sh*t
ha, good one
This was funny. So shut up its not any of you are going around making some jokes.
stupid! choke on your food and die, otherwise go play in traffic
Is this a joke?
i thoght it was quite good tbh. apart from it says steve and then john.
confused me for a minute.
sam.
3*s
too rude.. funny tho
lol dude i love this F&J staff!
If this joke wasnt funny it doesnt mean that you have to tell the person to commit suicide, some people are just so rude!
Well it says john because in the original joke it is john. The one who copied it changed names and then forgot about it lolz. The joke is like this.
john is having a very important meeting is some high class restaurant and his client is late. When he glances around the room he spots none other than bill gates dining there. so he goes upto mr gates and says “i am having a very important meeting today with a client who is very hard to impress. So if you just come over to my table and say a hello john how are you doing? It will be a great help.” mr gates agrees to this.
later when john is in talking to his client bill gates approaches him pats on his shoulder and says “hello john, its been a long time, how are you doing?” John looks up frowns and yells “oh piss off gates i am in no mood for you. Cant you see i am in a meeting?”
such intimate terms with the billionaire huh wont you feel he is something if you were the one having the meeting with john lolz.
all of u who are hating the jokes are retards, the fact is, is that u dont get it and feel that if u dont get it u have to insult it because it seems like a smart thing to do, and the people that do understand the joke but still do not find it fkin funny, u people jus have no lives and do not understand comedy, this joke is funny hahaha. 5 stars
You know what id like to shove u all in a whole and piss on you. Learn new jokes.
LOL…the reactions of the responders are what really made me laugh….ahahaha
man this was veyr disappointing i was expecting to crack up but i dint
not funn.
uh…u guys suck..x-treme yay!
lol thats a hell good joke to tell at da pub lol lol!
My opinion is that the joke has a right to live. It`s enough funny to interest a big circle of people. My mark is 4 of 5, John is on fire)))
Steve equals john??? :S
y ……………………………..do pple not like dis joke ////////////its ok
i hate you retards who friggin put this on the net.i have a gun to rent if this comment is to offensive for your puny unhumourus brain,…
That’s funny he changed his name to Steve when he went back to his table after talking to Bob… So is he John or Steve?
thats just crazy
Hey Kid, a “John” is an old name for a toilet!
i dont get diz at all