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You are here: Home / Jokes / Insults and Cutdowns / Hi John, How You Doing?

Hi John, How You Doing?

August 20, 2007 by F&J Staff 55 Comments

A young man was at a fancy restaurant one day with his new girlfriend. It’s their first date and everything is going well, barring the occasional period of silence. The girlfriend goes to the restrooms and while she is away, the young man spots somebody at another table that looks incredibly like Bob Barker, the Price Is Right guy. He decides to pop over and approache the guy.

“Excuse me,” says the young man, “but you half look like Bob Barker. I don’t suppose…”

“Well,” interrupts Bob, “actually, I am Bob Barker.”

The young man is almost speechless, but does continue, “Look Bob, I think you’re great. I’ve watched all your shows and blah, blah, blah, etc… could you do me a favor?”

“What ever you want,” says Bob.

“Well, you see I’m at another table with my new girlfriend and it would really impress her if you would just come up to me and say, ‘Hello John’.”

“Sure, no problem.” says Bob.

So Steve rushes back to his table and his girlfriend returns. A few moments later, over pops Bob to their table and goes up to John.

“Hi John, how you doing?” says Bob. John looks up and says, “Oh, piss off, Bob”.

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Comments

  1. Benny says

    August 22, 2007 at 9:44 am

    this is a blatant copy of an ad, it was featured in the UK last year for an alocoholic drink.
    lame.

    Reply
  2. F&J Staff says

    August 22, 2007 at 10:00 am

    Actually Benny this joke has been passed around for years. Seems like that UK ad blatantly copied it from the internet. Lame.

    Reply
  3. kali says

    August 25, 2007 at 6:39 pm

    i did notlike it at all i thought it was stupid

    Reply
  4. #1comic says

    August 29, 2007 at 9:16 pm

    this sucks!

    Reply
  5. mike says

    August 30, 2007 at 4:23 pm

    This joke was stupid. Go kill yourself.

    Reply
  6. roxy says

    August 31, 2007 at 11:47 pm

    mi nuh like it.

    Reply
  7. adam says

    September 1, 2007 at 11:02 pm

    hahaha f&j staff funny

    Reply
  8. LALA says

    September 4, 2007 at 12:09 pm

    Um, ok. that wasn’t really funny if it was supposed to be. try harder.

    Reply
  9. man of money says

    September 12, 2007 at 4:33 pm

    i would like the names of the RETARDS who made this joke

    Reply
  10. Pinkey says

    September 18, 2007 at 12:22 am

    That was retarded, hey, TARDS who made that joke, GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF!!!!!

    Reply
  11. girl says

    September 19, 2007 at 8:05 pm

    uh….i don’t get it…

    Reply
  12. calm down! says

    September 20, 2007 at 7:51 pm

    it really wasn’t that bad….geez

    Reply
  13. billy says

    September 24, 2007 at 11:32 am

    if u think the joke is stupid… ITS COZ ITS IN THE STUPID JOKES SECTION, RETARD!

    Reply
  14. Samantha says

    September 26, 2007 at 12:38 pm

    Hey that was a great joke it was pretty funny my friend dindt get it though

    Reply
  15. ryan says

    October 5, 2007 at 7:04 pm

    I don’t get it

    Reply
  16. thats wacky says

    October 10, 2007 at 12:19 pm

    no ur stupid and this joke is wack all the people who dont get this joke ur all stupid really bad because ur in the retard section and u still dont get the joke hahahaha ur alll gay go to hell u idiots

    Reply
  17. bambi says

    October 10, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    This joke is so stupid!!!

    Reply
  18. ketso says

    October 16, 2007 at 8:16 am

    lame seen the addy come up wid somet origional loser

    Reply
  19. w33dm0nk3y says

    October 23, 2007 at 1:57 pm

    kinda stupid..

    Reply
  20. maz says

    October 24, 2007 at 4:30 pm

    BOLLOX

    Reply
  21. omg says

    October 28, 2007 at 2:06 pm

    omg, what kind of idiots are you people that all you do is sit around and insult people about stupid jokes and other retearded stuff. If you ask me, your all f***ing idiots anyway for wasting your life and energy into complaining about a stupid joke website. jeez…oh no, I’m sorry did I insult you…no that’s right you guys are all supercool freaks. Rock on!

    Reply
  22. Izzy says

    October 29, 2007 at 8:55 pm

    Its cool. My mom thinks its cool.

    Reply
  23. mich says

    October 29, 2007 at 10:12 pm

    wait…who’s steve??

    Reply
  24. la boricua says

    November 5, 2007 at 11:31 pm

    who the hell is steve?

    Reply
  25. thats what she said says

    November 8, 2007 at 11:27 pm

    omfg soooooo fing stupid go f ur self!

    Reply
  26. Anti Christ says

    November 11, 2007 at 1:46 pm

    lol thats smart

    Reply
  27. steve or john you decide says

    November 19, 2007 at 6:26 pm

    its quite ood but ny reason why the name changes from John to Steve?

    Reply
  28. Suzanne says

    November 21, 2007 at 11:21 pm

    I thought it was very funny. The guy wants to impress the girlfriend, so he has a famous person say HI … now .. if he had just said HI back, he would have impressed her. BUT .. he figures she would be more impressed if he is rude to someone as famous as Barker. Got it? So, the GF figures, not only does this guy KNOW Barker, but by being rude to Barker, the guy gives the impression that Barker is impressed with the guy, and bugs him all the time. The guy is more important than even Barker! wow .. there is genius in this joke guys.

    Reply
  29. Munhozmib says

    November 24, 2007 at 9:16 pm

    Hey, the joke is not bad. And, well, you couldn’t find a Stupid Joke anywhere else!

    Reply
  30. monica says

    December 5, 2007 at 10:55 am

    dat wuz so so not all dat

    Reply
  31. virginity loser says

    January 23, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    that was sh*t

    Reply
  32. 19RAD says

    February 6, 2008 at 4:07 am

    ha, good one

    Reply
  33. Meli says

    February 19, 2008 at 6:39 pm

    This was funny. So shut up its not any of you are going around making some jokes.

    Reply
  34. brittini says

    March 3, 2008 at 6:32 pm

    stupid! choke on your food and die, otherwise go play in traffic

    Reply
  35. Kanty says

    March 6, 2008 at 7:52 am

    Is this a joke?

    Reply
  36. sam says

    March 10, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    i thoght it was quite good tbh. apart from it says steve and then john.
    confused me for a minute.

    sam.

    3*s

    Reply
  37. mz.price says

    March 22, 2008 at 8:56 pm

    too rude.. funny tho

    Reply
  38. bob says

    March 24, 2008 at 11:28 pm

    lol dude i love this F&J staff!

    Reply
  39. Anonymous says

    April 27, 2008 at 7:40 am

    If this joke wasnt funny it doesnt mean that you have to tell the person to commit suicide, some people are just so rude!

    Reply
  40. Drunken munkee says

    June 6, 2008 at 8:38 am

    Well it says john because in the original joke it is john. The one who copied it changed names and then forgot about it lolz. The joke is like this.

    john is having a very important meeting is some high class restaurant and his client is late. When he glances around the room he spots none other than bill gates dining there. so he goes upto mr gates and says “i am having a very important meeting today with a client who is very hard to impress. So if you just come over to my table and say a hello john how are you doing? It will be a great help.” mr gates agrees to this.

    later when john is in talking to his client bill gates approaches him pats on his shoulder and says “hello john, its been a long time, how are you doing?” John looks up frowns and yells “oh piss off gates i am in no mood for you. Cant you see i am in a meeting?”

    such intimate terms with the billionaire huh wont you feel he is something if you were the one having the meeting with john lolz.

    Reply
  41. alex says

    June 10, 2008 at 6:10 am

    all of u who are hating the jokes are retards, the fact is, is that u dont get it and feel that if u dont get it u have to insult it because it seems like a smart thing to do, and the people that do understand the joke but still do not find it fkin funny, u people jus have no lives and do not understand comedy, this joke is funny hahaha. 5 stars

    Reply
  42. Jarrod says

    June 14, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    You know what id like to shove u all in a whole and piss on you. Learn new jokes.

    Reply
  43. erraticheart says

    July 5, 2008 at 6:14 am

    LOL…the reactions of the responders are what really made me laugh….ahahaha

    Reply
  44. Pattie says

    July 21, 2008 at 8:54 pm

    man this was veyr disappointing i was expecting to crack up but i dint

    Reply
  45. sonia says

    July 23, 2008 at 10:55 pm

    not funn.

    Reply
  46. stoopidpeoplerstooped says

    July 30, 2008 at 12:19 am

    uh…u guys suck..x-treme yay!

    Reply
  47. Kieron says

    January 11, 2009 at 9:40 pm

    lol thats a hell good joke to tell at da pub lol lol!

    Reply
  48. Maximus says

    May 18, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    My opinion is that the joke has a right to live. It`s enough funny to interest a big circle of people. My mark is 4 of 5, John is on fire)))

    Reply
  49. ukgg says

    June 4, 2009 at 12:10 am

    Steve equals john??? :S

    Reply
  50. 50cents says

    August 23, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    y ……………………………..do pple not like dis joke ////////////its ok

    Reply
  51. Matt says

    May 11, 2010 at 11:21 pm

    i hate you retards who friggin put this on the net.i have a gun to rent if this comment is to offensive for your puny unhumourus brain,…

    Reply
  52. Kid says

    May 26, 2010 at 12:14 am

    That’s funny he changed his name to Steve when he went back to his table after talking to Bob… So is he John or Steve?

    Reply
  53. jamila kadammanja says

    June 27, 2010 at 5:44 am

    thats just crazy

    Reply
  54. West Side Story Fan says

    August 3, 2010 at 9:44 pm

    Hey Kid, a “John” is an old name for a toilet!

    Reply
  55. prettygurl says

    January 19, 2011 at 3:00 pm

    i dont get diz at all

    Reply

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