At a famous inner city park you’ll find two beautiful statues, one of a nude man and the other of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years when, one day, an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two of them to life.
The angel tells them, “As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you’ve wished to do the most.”
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.
The angel again tells them, “You two still have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?”
He asks her “Shall we?”
She eagerly replies, “Oh, yes, let’s! But this time change positions. I’ll hold the pigeon down and you can poop on its head!”
Haha something I would do if that happened to me.
hahahaha tipical !!!!!!!
Where do you think “tipical” comes from? It’s spelled “typical”.
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I dont get it can someone explain this 2 m3
ebonie leave it if your that dumb just leave it
funny joke tho!
Wow sooooooooooo rude and immature i figured out. (stiefer man)
Lol good one.
Ebony – They are getting revenge for 100 years of getting pooped on by the pigeons, by pooping on the pigeons themselves
ha ha ha that was great! ha ha ha!!!
nice piece
they get 30 min of a lifetime and that’s how they spend them? gues da angel waz pisd! not bad though
Completely worth it XD
funny! i didnt expect that.. heehee
hahahahahaha…thats a gud 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahhaaha i didnt expect that! lmao good one