Personally, I think Gun Control means having to use both hands! Bada Bing! No seriously, How many gun control advocates does it take to screw in a light bulb? None – Let the police do it, private citizens can’t be trusted with light bulbs!
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Personally, I think Gun Control means having to use both hands! Bada Bing! No seriously, How many gun control advocates does it take to screw in a light bulb? None – Let the police do it, private citizens can’t be trusted with light bulbs!
These are so funny! I liked them alot
That was great. I loved it, i’m in a library right now so i can’t laugh out loud.
Love it!
Absolutely hilarious. They all make a really good point, too.
absolutely funny
lol funny
Funny and make sense.
haha….
lol….
funny…..
its pretty funny but i have seen funnier
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uhh, that was dumb. they all were actually. no offense.
that was rele stupid….i really dont understand why ANYONE thought that was funny
Bud: Your point would be better made if, when insulting the cleverness of the comics, you had not misspelled “really.”
That said, these are probably a little too political to be very funny. Statistically speaking, owning a gun makes murder and suicide more likely in your house. Robbery? Not much, unless you put signs around your house with sayings like “No matter what you can carry, I have something of a higher caliber.” or “MG-42’s are for wimps.”
Also, there is an argument to be made that the Constitution really applies to state militias and not individuals…
I’m not even against gun rights, within reasonable limits. (Nobody needs a MG-42 for “home defense.”) But making people who are against gun rights look stupid or hypocritical is politics, not humor.
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# ayuko clive Says:
March 28th, 2008 at 4:19 am
“you are so dark in complexion that when you stand in the dark you will hear the dark compliment you for the high degree of competition.”
was that supposed to be funny?you sir are gay. What do you call a bunch of rednecks running down a hill? an avanlanche.hahahahahaa
what do you say when u see a t.v floating in the air at nighttime. you say”nigga drop it!”
hahaha!!!
johnson’s privates~
youre hilarious
non of these jokes are funny at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they are all stupid i an in agreement with bud
i mean i am in agreemnet with bud
hahaha!!!
johnson’s privates
you should write the jokes for this website because they are all lame excuses for a joke and
Anonymous you need to get a life really you do!!!!!!!!
we can say what we want and we can spell the way we want to.
we dont need you to get your undrwear in a knot so really do the wourld a favour and grow UP!!!!
March 20th, 2008 at 5:57 am
Bud: Your point would be better made if, when insulting the cleverness of the comics, you had not misspelled “really.”
That said, these are probably a little too political to be very funny. Statistically speaking, owning a gun makes murder and suicide more likely in your house. Robbery? Not much, unless you put signs around your house with sayings like “No matter what you can carry, I have something of a higher caliber.” or “MG-42’s are for wimps.”
Also, there is an argument to be made that the Constitution really applies to state militias and not individuals…
I’m not even against gun rights, within reasonable limits. (Nobody needs a MG-42 for “home defense.”) But making people who are against gun rights look stupid or hypocritical is politics, not humor.
WE DONT NEED THAT KUK THAT YOU WROTE
if you are free to be a liberal thank a man with a gun. give a man a burger, feed him one meal. give a man a gun and teach him to hunt, and he will never go hungry again. i love animals, they taste great.
I wish I could see these in real life it would be funny as!
BLAH
thats wat i think
I’m not even against gun rights, within reasonable limits. (Nobody needs a MG-42 for “home defense.”)
I own a good size farm and think I need a MG-53 (Later production of MG-42), are you going to comeout here and argue my owning it with me?
I didn’t think so.
People should be allowed to own what gun they want and can use responsibly. If it is a MG-42, or a 22. derringer it should be up to them.
Not someone in Washington.
hey
If he wonders why burglars taget his house he should look at the dumb sign on his front door i mean its like a matt reading I HAVE NO GUN COME IN AND ROB ME IM A STUPID BRAINLESS LIBERAL. Sure beats REX BABINS crap
Y y’all like 2 take things personally, don’t knw how many times the idiots in here told u, “THESE R JUST JOKES”
but no, u just carry on talking KAK, as if u get paid 2 tlk KAK. If y’all wanted 2 tlk KAK then u should become shrinks n tlk KAK with other KAK fools. Bloody KAK AMERICANS n USELESS BRITS
what we talking about? Im lost!
Look what happened when KEHESHAW GEORGIA passed its GUN IN EVERY HOME law the usial liberal typewritter pickers were making all sorts of rediculous predictions none of which ever came to be proving liberals are ether stupid foolish,stoned on stupidweed or all the above
Those are some pretty funny jokes. Liberals can kiss my…. we have the right to own any gun we want.
iA family with a sign reading GUNFREE can also put up a mat on their front pourch reading BURGLARS,HOUSE BREAKERS and HOME INVADERS WELCOME
A few years ago KENNESHAW GEORGIA passed a law reqiering all household to have a gun and as usial the liberla jerk columists had a feildday making all sorts of stupid predictions of the rivers of blood flowing throught the streets of the town of minor arguments ending in bloodshed abd violence WELL THE SURPRISE WAS THAT KENNESHAWS CRIME RATE WENT WAY DOWN yeah its fun when liberals get humiliated THE NYTs vulture came to georgia looking for a feast and starved to death instead
These pics are soo funny, yet so true! people need to understand (especially people that are anti-gun) that gun control will increase the amount of firearm related crime in the united states! Take Washington, D.C. There are many gun related laws and look at the damage it’s done! It is the crime capital of the entire country! So please, if you’re reading this and you’re anti-gun, please reconsider your position.
Those cartoons sure beats the crap for that stupid REX BABIN
The only time you,ll ever se a sign that read THIS IS A GUN FREE FAMILY is at the home of a stupid liberal too dumb to know if their brains still in their head
or at a smart republicans house trying to cut down on law breakers…
wait….
pic was right, that would never happen, there are no smart republicans
there are also no smart liberals
there, end of arguement 🙂
Translated the sign means COME IN AND BURGLIZE MY HOME IM A STUPID BRAINLESS ANTIGUN LIBERAL JERK
that,s funny? haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
How can you say your name is bud and not think these are funny? That’s like Bubba not liking beer.
u people are just stuper u dont realize that all of this dont mader. if you can spell if you cant or if these jokes are funny or if there not. cus i cant spell and i think the jokes are hilarious. its called the second amendment and no one should take that away because if thay take one they will want to take them all liek the first amendment the one every one is expressing right know
ilovoedd it
@Anonymous that had an @ at Bud
Saying there is more of a chance of suicide or death in a house that owns a gun, well I have over 20 guns and yet, of the 50 years I have lived here, no one died by a gun. Someone died by a heart attack, someone died by a knife, someone died by falling of a cliff, someone died by drinking poisoning; however, just because there is a gun present does not mean anything. That’s when the saying “people kill people gun don’t” comes in.
Johnson privates u r fking hilarious
If guns kill people my pen misspells words. I have a couple of guns and i did NOT buy them to kill. I bought them in case a criminal thats don’t care about the laws is trying to do harm to me or my family.
If guns are outlawed then only outlaws will have guns. If everyone was armed with a gun that people would be less likely to try rob or rape someone.
very funny
it is said that every year there are many mass murdures at gun showes. tell me, would you walk up to a thousand people (all with guns) and pull out a gun and shart shooting? WOULD YOU!
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