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You are here: Home / Comics / Gun Control

Gun Control

June 22, 2007 by F&J Staff 51 Comments

I don’t understand why they picked my house to burglarize?

A sign you’ll never see, a gun free family.

Yes sir, I do have a permit to keep and bear arms.

Personally, I think Gun Control means having to use both hands! Bada Bing! No seriously, How many gun control advocates does it take to screw in a light bulb? None – Let the police do it, private citizens can’t be trusted with light bulbs!

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Comments

  1. Harrison says

    September 25, 2007 at 10:41 pm

    These are so funny! I liked them alot

    Reply
  2. Liz says

    October 1, 2007 at 9:13 am

    That was great. I loved it, i’m in a library right now so i can’t laugh out loud.

    Reply
  3. Justin BOwen says

    October 1, 2007 at 5:12 pm

    Love it!

    Reply
  4. Steph says

    October 1, 2007 at 9:55 pm

    Absolutely hilarious. They all make a really good point, too.

    Reply
  5. Jazz says

    October 19, 2007 at 2:21 am

    absolutely funny

    Reply
  6. BABE~GURL says

    November 6, 2007 at 5:44 pm

    lol funny

    Reply
  7. drew says

    November 20, 2007 at 3:38 am

    Funny and make sense.

    Reply
  8. kayla says

    December 2, 2007 at 11:41 pm

    haha….

    Reply
  9. kayla says

    December 2, 2007 at 11:43 pm

    lol….

    Reply
  10. kayla says

    December 2, 2007 at 11:51 pm

    funny…..

    Reply
  11. georgiaboy says

    December 17, 2007 at 3:47 pm

    its pretty funny but i have seen funnier
    :):):):):):):):):)

    Reply
  12. megan says

    February 20, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    uhh, that was dumb. they all were actually. no offense.

    Reply
  13. bud says

    March 16, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    that was rele stupid….i really dont understand why ANYONE thought that was funny

    Reply
  14. Anonymous says

    March 20, 2008 at 5:57 am

    Bud: Your point would be better made if, when insulting the cleverness of the comics, you had not misspelled “really.”

    That said, these are probably a little too political to be very funny. Statistically speaking, owning a gun makes murder and suicide more likely in your house. Robbery? Not much, unless you put signs around your house with sayings like “No matter what you can carry, I have something of a higher caliber.” or “MG-42’s are for wimps.”

    Also, there is an argument to be made that the Constitution really applies to state militias and not individuals…

    I’m not even against gun rights, within reasonable limits. (Nobody needs a MG-42 for “home defense.”) But making people who are against gun rights look stupid or hypocritical is politics, not humor.

    Reply
  15. ayuko clive says

    March 28, 2008 at 4:19 am

    you are so dark in complexion that when you stand in the dark you will hear the dark compliment you for the high degree of competition

    Reply
  16. johnson's privates says

    April 6, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    # ayuko clive Says:
    March 28th, 2008 at 4:19 am

    “you are so dark in complexion that when you stand in the dark you will hear the dark compliment you for the high degree of competition.”
    was that supposed to be funny?you sir are gay. What do you call a bunch of rednecks running down a hill? an avanlanche.hahahahahaa
    what do you say when u see a t.v floating in the air at nighttime. you say”nigga drop it!”

    Reply
  17. smiley says

    April 18, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    hahaha!!!
    johnson’s privates~
    youre hilarious

    Reply
  18. cutiepie says

    May 6, 2008 at 2:55 am

    non of these jokes are funny at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    they are all stupid i an in agreement with bud

    Reply
  19. cutiepie says

    May 6, 2008 at 2:57 am

    i mean i am in agreemnet with bud

    Reply
  20. cutiepie says

    May 6, 2008 at 3:01 am

    hahaha!!!
    johnson’s privates
    you should write the jokes for this website because they are all lame excuses for a joke and
    Anonymous you need to get a life really you do!!!!!!!!
    we can say what we want and we can spell the way we want to.
    we dont need you to get your undrwear in a knot so really do the wourld a favour and grow UP!!!!

    March 20th, 2008 at 5:57 am
    Bud: Your point would be better made if, when insulting the cleverness of the comics, you had not misspelled “really.”

    That said, these are probably a little too political to be very funny. Statistically speaking, owning a gun makes murder and suicide more likely in your house. Robbery? Not much, unless you put signs around your house with sayings like “No matter what you can carry, I have something of a higher caliber.” or “MG-42’s are for wimps.”

    Also, there is an argument to be made that the Constitution really applies to state militias and not individuals…

    I’m not even against gun rights, within reasonable limits. (Nobody needs a MG-42 for “home defense.”) But making people who are against gun rights look stupid or hypocritical is politics, not humor.

    Reply
  21. cutiepie says

    May 6, 2008 at 3:04 am

    WE DONT NEED THAT KUK THAT YOU WROTE

    Reply
  22. gun toten country boy says

    May 18, 2008 at 12:51 am

    if you are free to be a liberal thank a man with a gun. give a man a burger, feed him one meal. give a man a gun and teach him to hunt, and he will never go hungry again. i love animals, they taste great.

    Reply
  23. ALecil says

    May 25, 2008 at 7:09 am

    I wish I could see these in real life it would be funny as!

    Reply
  24. . says

    August 14, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    BLAH

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  25. . says

    August 14, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    thats wat i think

    Reply
  26. Right Wing Nut Job says

    September 30, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    I’m not even against gun rights, within reasonable limits. (Nobody needs a MG-42 for “home defense.”)

    I own a good size farm and think I need a MG-53 (Later production of MG-42), are you going to comeout here and argue my owning it with me?

    I didn’t think so.

    People should be allowed to own what gun they want and can use responsibly. If it is a MG-42, or a 22. derringer it should be up to them.

    Not someone in Washington.

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  27. mayra says

    November 18, 2008 at 6:53 pm

    hey

    Reply
  28. Birdzilla says

    November 20, 2008 at 11:03 pm

    If he wonders why burglars taget his house he should look at the dumb sign on his front door i mean its like a matt reading I HAVE NO GUN COME IN AND ROB ME IM A STUPID BRAINLESS LIBERAL. Sure beats REX BABINS crap

    Reply
  29. the ONE says

    November 25, 2008 at 7:20 am

    Y y’all like 2 take things personally, don’t knw how many times the idiots in here told u, “THESE R JUST JOKES”
    but no, u just carry on talking KAK, as if u get paid 2 tlk KAK. If y’all wanted 2 tlk KAK then u should become shrinks n tlk KAK with other KAK fools. Bloody KAK AMERICANS n USELESS BRITS

    Reply
  30. Kirsty says

    December 15, 2008 at 4:52 am

    what we talking about? Im lost!

    Reply
  31. Birdzilla says

    December 16, 2008 at 8:19 am

    Look what happened when KEHESHAW GEORGIA passed its GUN IN EVERY HOME law the usial liberal typewritter pickers were making all sorts of rediculous predictions none of which ever came to be proving liberals are ether stupid foolish,stoned on stupidweed or all the above

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  32. Yo/G says

    December 16, 2008 at 12:02 pm

    Those are some pretty funny jokes. Liberals can kiss my…. we have the right to own any gun we want.

    Reply
  33. Birdzilla says

    February 2, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    iA family with a sign reading GUNFREE can also put up a mat on their front pourch reading BURGLARS,HOUSE BREAKERS and HOME INVADERS WELCOME

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  34. Bird of Paradise says

    March 24, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    A few years ago KENNESHAW GEORGIA passed a law reqiering all household to have a gun and as usial the liberla jerk columists had a feildday making all sorts of stupid predictions of the rivers of blood flowing throught the streets of the town of minor arguments ending in bloodshed abd violence WELL THE SURPRISE WAS THAT KENNESHAWS CRIME RATE WENT WAY DOWN yeah its fun when liberals get humiliated THE NYTs vulture came to georgia looking for a feast and starved to death instead

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  35. shanon says

    April 8, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    These pics are soo funny, yet so true! people need to understand (especially people that are anti-gun) that gun control will increase the amount of firearm related crime in the united states! Take Washington, D.C. There are many gun related laws and look at the damage it’s done! It is the crime capital of the entire country! So please, if you’re reading this and you’re anti-gun, please reconsider your position.

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  36. Condor says

    June 8, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    Those cartoons sure beats the crap for that stupid REX BABIN

    Reply
  37. Birdzilla says

    August 24, 2009 at 1:07 am

    The only time you,ll ever se a sign that read THIS IS A GUN FREE FAMILY is at the home of a stupid liberal too dumb to know if their brains still in their head

    Reply
  38. Nathan says

    September 21, 2009 at 3:50 am

    or at a smart republicans house trying to cut down on law breakers…
    wait….
    pic was right, that would never happen, there are no smart republicans
    there are also no smart liberals
    there, end of arguement 🙂

    Reply
  39. Birdzilla says

    November 3, 2009 at 1:43 am

    Translated the sign means COME IN AND BURGLIZE MY HOME IM A STUPID BRAINLESS ANTIGUN LIBERAL JERK

    Reply
  40. fck dd says

    November 9, 2009 at 8:25 am

    that,s funny? haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Reply
  41. The Real Bud says

    December 3, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    How can you say your name is bud and not think these are funny? That’s like Bubba not liking beer.

    Reply
  42. K says

    February 16, 2010 at 9:22 am

    u people are just stuper u dont realize that all of this dont mader. if you can spell if you cant or if these jokes are funny or if there not. cus i cant spell and i think the jokes are hilarious. its called the second amendment and no one should take that away because if thay take one they will want to take them all liek the first amendment the one every one is expressing right know

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  43. nanii says

    December 3, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    ilovoedd it

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  44. Hello says

    February 21, 2011 at 12:59 pm

    @Anonymous that had an @ at Bud
    Saying there is more of a chance of suicide or death in a house that owns a gun, well I have over 20 guns and yet, of the 50 years I have lived here, no one died by a gun. Someone died by a heart attack, someone died by a knife, someone died by falling of a cliff, someone died by drinking poisoning; however, just because there is a gun present does not mean anything. That’s when the saying “people kill people gun don’t” comes in.

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  45. aaaahhh guns says

    April 6, 2011 at 4:49 pm

    Johnson privates u r fking hilarious

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  46. Andy Lipe says

    April 14, 2011 at 12:55 am

    If guns kill people my pen misspells words. I have a couple of guns and i did NOT buy them to kill. I bought them in case a criminal thats don’t care about the laws is trying to do harm to me or my family.

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  47. Andy Lipe says

    April 14, 2011 at 12:58 am

    If guns are outlawed then only outlaws will have guns. If everyone was armed with a gun that people would be less likely to try rob or rape someone.

    Reply
  48. matt says

    April 15, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    very funny

    Reply
  49. trololo says

    September 25, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    it is said that every year there are many mass murdures at gun showes. tell me, would you walk up to a thousand people (all with guns) and pull out a gun and shart shooting? WOULD YOU!

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