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Good Health Insurance Pays Off

February 25, 2009 by F&J Staff 10 Comments

A young, intelligent medical student specializing in sexual disorders decides to take a tour of a local clinic. Eager to impress a future doctor, the chief resident shows him around the facility.

While discussing current cases and the facility, they stumble across a patient masturbating in his room. “What condition does he have?” the student asks. “He suffers from Seminal Buildup Disorder,” the resident replies. “If he doesn’t ejaculate 20-30 times a day, he’ll become confused and disoriented.”

As the pair continue their tour, the student walks past another room and sees a patient with his pants around ankles, receiving oral sex from a beautiful nurse. “What about him?” the student asks. “What’s his story?”

“Oh, it’s the same condition,” the doctor replies. “He just has a better health plan.”

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Comments

  1. IrritatedOyster says

    February 25, 2009 at 9:56 pm

    Haha, hilarious!

    Reply
  2. Dave says

    March 1, 2009 at 9:24 am

    Bahahah thats too funny!!

    Reply
  3. GOOD JOKE says

    March 8, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    nasty. but,
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Reply
  4. Sniper_dogg says

    March 16, 2009 at 4:27 am

    Xp xD XD lol lol!!

    Reply
  5. Indigo-Peach says

    March 24, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    WOW!!!! nasty but funny!!! better health plan thats a good one!!!!

    Reply
  6. moe says

    April 3, 2009 at 1:44 am

    nasty but nice

    Reply
  7. Red Rivan says

    May 15, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    dats my hospital

    Reply
  8. Johnny says

    July 24, 2009 at 2:37 am

    i got a boner

    Reply
  9. Ummm.... says

    July 11, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    I don’t get it. BTW I’m homeschooled and I am pretty young so please help me out here.

    Reply
  10. Nhel says

    July 16, 2010 at 3:54 am

    poor nurses :p

    Reply

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