John’s not a great golfer – in fact, he stinks. But he’s always working on his game, trying to improve. One afternoon, after a typically crappy round of golf, John is interrupted by a police officer as he’s throwing his clubs in the car. “Did you tee off on the 17th hole about 20 minutes ago?”
“Why, yes I did officer.” John replied.
“Did you by any chance hook your ball over the trees to the left, out of bounds?” asked the officer.
“Yep, I believe I did.” John answered. “How’d you know?”
“Well,” said the officer in a very serious tone, “Your golf ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a car’s windshield. The driver lost control, causing a 5 car pile-up and a small explosion. Three people went to the hospital with injuries. I’d like to know what you’re going to do about it?”
John sat there, seemingly saddened by the devastation caused by his errant tee shot. After much though, the he responded…
“I think I’ll aim more to the right, close up my stance, tighten my grip and roll my right thumb over a bit.”
i dont get it. Its stupiddd!
He obviosly does not care about the people he hospitalized enough to realize that the cop was asking him how he was gonna help the injured people, not his golfing.
the joke wasn’t funny frankly i don’t know what the joke was.
Why the hell do you care so much about a dam joke you idiots
I GET IT, it’s just not funny
Come on people…It’s a joke…Let’s not take ourselves sooooo seriously!
not funny.
Ha! you ppl are so dumb
nO1 caREs iF The jOkez funnY
Or nOt
& nO1 caRez that he dOeznt caRe
cauSe gueSS whaT lOserz?
ITS A FREEKIN JOKE
GET OVER IT
Oh MY word..
Guys — it’s just a joke..
Do NOT take it seriously and it’s a golfing joke..
They don’t expect you to get it if you aint a golfer yourself..
Long Live Long John Silver!
LMFAO funny ass joke. Seriously. the way i read it. imaging him sitting down and explaining him self lmaoo
I do not get it at all
did u here about the hit and run ? ya it was on the base ball field
How can a joke be a joke when its not funny!!
i dont get it????????????????????????
the person who thought this up is more of a joke than the joke itself
Buhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Shut up ass
I really liked this joke, it made a change from all the dirty ones xxx.
some people dont have a sense of humor and it was funny lmao