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Golf Joke: Nasty Left Hook

July 12, 2010 by F&J Staff 19 Comments

John’s not a great golfer – in fact, he stinks. But he’s always working on his game, trying to improve. One afternoon, after a typically crappy round of golf, John is interrupted by a police officer as he’s throwing his clubs in the car. “Did you tee off on the 17th hole about 20 minutes ago?”

“Why, yes I did officer.” John replied.

“Did you by any chance hook your ball over the trees to the left, out of bounds?” asked the officer.

“Yep, I believe I did.” John answered. “How’d you know?”

“Well,” said the officer in a very serious tone, “Your golf ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a car’s windshield. The driver lost control, causing a 5 car pile-up and a small explosion. Three people went to the hospital with injuries. I’d like to know what you’re going to do about it?”

John sat there, seemingly saddened by the devastation caused by his errant tee shot. After much though, the he responded…

“I think I’ll aim more to the right, close up my stance, tighten my grip and roll my right thumb over a bit.”

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Comments

  1. emily says

    July 20, 2010 at 7:20 am

    i dont get it. Its stupiddd!

    Reply
  2. West Side Story Fan says

    July 20, 2010 at 9:19 pm

    He obviosly does not care about the people he hospitalized enough to realize that the cop was asking him how he was gonna help the injured people, not his golfing.

    Reply
  3. chicken fan says

    July 21, 2010 at 12:36 pm

    the joke wasn’t funny frankly i don’t know what the joke was.

    Reply
  4. Tammy says

    July 23, 2010 at 2:09 am

    Why the hell do you care so much about a dam joke you idiots

    Reply
  5. angel says

    July 28, 2010 at 5:12 am

    I GET IT, it’s just not funny

    Reply
  6. Pilgrim says

    July 28, 2010 at 7:56 pm

    Come on people…It’s a joke…Let’s not take ourselves sooooo seriously!

    Reply
  7. sarah haruna says

    August 6, 2010 at 2:17 pm

    not funny.

    Reply
  8. pOodLeS says

    August 9, 2010 at 11:32 am

    Ha! you ppl are so dumb
    nO1 caREs iF The jOkez funnY
    Or nOt
    & nO1 caRez that he dOeznt caRe
    cauSe gueSS whaT lOserz?
    ITS A FREEKIN JOKE
    GET OVER IT

    Reply
  9. Long John Silver says

    August 18, 2010 at 4:39 am

    Oh MY word..

    Guys — it’s just a joke..
    Do NOT take it seriously and it’s a golfing joke..
    They don’t expect you to get it if you aint a golfer yourself..

    Long Live Long John Silver!

    Reply
  10. Lu Mena says

    August 21, 2010 at 9:44 am

    LMFAO funny ass joke. Seriously. the way i read it. imaging him sitting down and explaining him self lmaoo

    Reply
  11. Samantha says

    September 28, 2010 at 10:44 am

    I do not get it at all

    Reply
  12. zachary lee ford says

    October 29, 2010 at 12:38 pm

    did u here about the hit and run ? ya it was on the base ball field

    Reply
  13. 123456789 says

    November 12, 2010 at 11:17 am

    How can a joke be a joke when its not funny!!

    Reply
  14. yo yo yo29 says

    November 17, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    i dont get it????????????????????????

    Reply
  15. 1628 says

    November 19, 2010 at 2:04 pm

    the person who thought this up is more of a joke than the joke itself

    Reply
  16. Jman says

    December 29, 2010 at 4:47 am

    Buhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Reply
  17. Sam says

    January 22, 2011 at 7:59 pm

    Shut up ass

    Reply
  18. Sarah Donoghue says

    January 27, 2011 at 5:37 pm

    I really liked this joke, it made a change from all the dirty ones xxx.

    Reply
  19. tammie says

    October 10, 2012 at 7:15 am

    some people dont have a sense of humor and it was funny lmao

    Reply

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