God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to Him, “God, we don’t need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing – in other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning.”
“Oh, is that so? Explain…” replies God. “Well,” says the scientist, “we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man.”
“Well, that’s very interesting… show Me.”
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil into the shape of a man. “No, no, no…” interrupts God, “Get your own dirt.”
THATS GAY!!! DUMB AND RETARDED
“THATS GAY!!! DUMB AND RETARDED” – Krissy
The only one i see who’s gay, dumb and retarded is you. You don’t get it? Go get yourself a brain.
That is not funny.
yawn
wasn’t funny, but at least you got respect for the big man. I love the lord
WHaT Da F**K That was the DUMBEST joKE Ive EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heard!!!! I mean THE POINT was????????????????????
learn to show regards for GOD
# Da MIGHTy1 Says:
February 28th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
WHaT Da F**K That was the DUMBEST joKE Ive EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heard!!!! I mean THE POINT was????????????????????
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MORON ! THE POINT IS “TRY TO CREATE THIS DIRT FIRST, BEFORE TALKING ABOUT CREATING A HUMAN BEING”
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Lol, I thought that was hilarious, totally something I would say. HA
HaHa that was the best joke EVER!!!<3Pc
I’M ALSO GLAD YOU RESPECTED THE BIG MAN
Guys…Funny, yes, but that argument is only valid if a mythical man in the sky came down and made everything…Which is not needed, what ith gravity, pressure and space dust and all. Feel free to hate me-but remember, in the USA, Athiests outnumber Jews 2 to 1. Athiests Unite!
stupid jokes.. where exctly was the punch line? ohh make ur own dirt.. funny guy
not that bad.
pretty funny
Oh foolish atheists, who has bewitched u to that extent? Cant u giv God the respect He deserves? I send God’s curse upon u. May u burn to ashes!!!!!!!Hatim, you’re the guy!!! thumbs up 4u. enough respect to da almighty
yo who created gravity???
that was for the athiest
I thought it was funny….
i get it…but its not funny….
i liked it
i also liked it.rather than curse the atheists,let’s pray for them that they may get their senses back(atheism is a state of loss of sense).cursing them would only worsen their situation.
The point is, I think, no matter how far back the scientist trace it, that first atom had to come from somewhere.
As Joe said, where did the gravity that shaped the Earth come from? The pressure? The space dust? Space itself? That one sudden spark of life? I must admit, I’m skeptical that it just suddenly *was*. Even if you believe that it was two atoms interacting, tell me where the atom came from.
And please, people, be decent. Just because someone believes different then you doesn’t mean you can get away with cursing them. It’s still not right. A murderer, maybe. An aethiest, no. Have some respect, please.
If you’re Christian, remember: (Mathew 7:3). And Jesus not only taught his fellow Jews; he sat witht the Gentiles, the heretics/non-believers of his day. HE DIDN”T TREAT THEM ANY DIFFERENTLY. If you’re trying to make an impact, rudeness and intolerance only turns people away.
Personally, I think the joke is very funny. But that’s just me. Like I said, different strokes for different folks.
God keep you, regardless of faith. 🙂
How can a joke trigger of religious instruction from some people? Your god must have had a sense of humour to produce you lot.
Go to google video, put in “Chuck Missler – Genesis Sessions”…nuff said!
I get it. its not really a joke, but more of a way to show you that no body is better than God. And to all you Atheist’s, i hope you come to your senses and start not being stupid and ignerent to the fact that there is a God who created all things. And u know what even further more emberasses you, i’m a 13yearold boy, and i’m smarter than you!!!!! oh, and to all believers, look me up in Heaven when u get there, Trevon Vivens=)
not bad but not funny
“i’m a 13yearold boy, and i’m smarter than you!!!!! “(Trevon)
if your going to call a large group of people stupid and brag about how much smarter you are than them use spellcheck
It has a point, but not funny
that’s because you don’t know God u idiots… so how else would u get this joke u ignorants!!!
Well its a kind of obvious joke that my pastor used to explain stuff. its saying that god made that dirt himself to make us so can they really make humans out of THERE!! dirt
haizztt….its not funny but i realy amazed to God..and for the unbeliever he is speechless
This is a joke site you morons…should be funny stuff here…seems like the bible thumpers wanna take over everything….hmmmm
After reading the joke and seeing this discussion, I think the discussion is funnier than the joke, It always stuns me how many cattle being led to the slaughter there really are out here in the world.
Religions can’t explain God, Aethiest are just idiots, and Science will never come close! Just stop for two seconds and think it through: Start with the basics, your alive in a world that is living around you with millions of different types of exsistence. On one hand want does a cat or dog believe about God, Somehow you might be surprised its probably different from anything you can come up with. Now to the real meat and bones, What or who created everything, Have you answer? Now what created that? and what created that? and so on. So at some point you’ll get tired of trying to think that through, and you’ll see the final point the answer your all looking for. Something had to create everything, Call him/or it what you want! All in all everything beyond that is just a rule to follow. The creator gave you the tools to govern yourself however most people are to egotistical to understand the basics.
So again it’s simple, religion is MAN’s way of herding the people who can’t govern themselves to basic societal rules, Aethiest are just egotistical idiots who care nothing about societal rules and just want to be anti-social, Scientist are just people who can’t accept being herded and foolishly think they are smart enough to answer the what created everything question.
At last the simple comment is “It’s a joke, laugh or don’t” stop flooding the board with this BS.
God is great.Atheism is a disease.Hope one day this disease get eradicated just like small pox.
You guys didn’t get it? How come? That is pretty easy to get. God created everything. The scientist wouldn’t even be able to create anything if it wasn’t for God.
GODZ ARE ALIENZ…
Jus kiddin’…;-)
Very funny and clearly illustrates the Biblical truth that God created the universe from nothing. He spoke it into existence.
It’s interesting to read these comments. I am writing a paper for my critical analysis and composition class that is titled, “Science and Religion are in an open relationship.” I am a Christian. I am also a science wiz. Now, as most people would believe that science and religion differ in too many ways to be in relation to each other, I see them as similar. Science can explain religion in many ways. Yes, God created the world and he is all being and powerful, and he is the reason that you and I are alive, but I believe that he created science because he knows there are doubters in this world. Even I find myself doubting him at times. However, every time I find myself doubting something about him, within a short amount of time, God proves that thing I was doubting. He does this through science. Science explains the simple questions we have such as: Why is grass green? How does the earth rotate? Why does the tide come so far in? and so on… Religion needs science, and science respects religion. No matter who or what you believe in, we all believe in something. No matter what a person believes in, it is not my place to judge or to slander them in any way shape or form. I respect you for what you believe. I hope that you would respect me as well. -College Student
Let us get this straight:
Although Our Lord refers to G_D as The Father, He says plainly, that in Heaven, there is no male, and no female.
So “Father” is an honorary title, and is inclusive of “Mother”, as Mankind is inclusive of Womankind.
Actually, taking as fact, that Man is created in the image of G_D, and looking at molecular history, we find that Firstly, reproduction was Asexual: unicellular binary division was the first, and most primitive method. This was followed by Hermaphroditic reproduction, whereby either partner could be both father and mother. This applies primarily to slugs and snails. Bisexual reproduction is a very recent invention, and it seems to be caused by an error in the ‘X’ chromosome, which caused it to sometimes fracture, leaving the biggest fragment as the ‘Y’ chromosome.
So that Female came first, and Male is a very recent invention.
What can’t speak, can’t lie.
So don’t get stuck on any theoretical principle based upon the masculinity of G_D. The Gospel(s) deny that, and so does molecular science.
As an aside, how would a male G_D justify Male Genital Mutilation?
As a scientist, I would consider that the Universe itself has an intelligence, in as much as the universe comprises the sum of its parts, and that includes all living beings, whether bugs, mites, microbes, viruses, or mankind. We have seen how individuals, on their own show very little intelligence, but when organised, as ants, or bees, they can construct artefacts which cause Man to wonder.
Our Lord accepted himself to be a temple of G_D, and rebuked Peter when his faith failed, because Peter too, was a temple of G_D, as are we all.
The error, which is what the name Satan means, is the belief that we are NOT the temple of G_D.
That was the error of Lucifer.
Bottom line: Do not try to define G_D: Like the origin of the universe, G_D is beyond definition.
Thank you! I admired your concept as much as your expression and definition of it!