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Get Out Of The Car!

February 12, 2009 by F&J Staff 4 Comments

Ok, close your eyes for a moment and put yourself right there – next to this little old lady who caught a few men during the act of stealing her car. “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!” This supposedly actually happened, and the story was published in a Sarasota, Florida newspaper.

Get out of the car!

Fortunately the story doesn’t have a tragic ending, which makes the entire ordeal hilariously funny. I can’t stop laughing, reminds me of the old Police Acadamy movies, remember those?

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Comments

  1. brittany8806 says

    February 16, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    haha

    Reply
  2. IrritatedOyster says

    February 17, 2009 at 6:27 am

    That’s hilarious!

    Reply
  3. Suzanne says

    February 17, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    I can Just picture this

    Reply
  4. Richard says

    August 15, 2009 at 5:57 am

    The same ‘Joke’ has been reported several times in the last few years.

    http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grannies.asp (2001)

    http://tntu.net/jokes-music/8277-get-out-car-i-have-gun.html (2007)

    http://activerain.com/blogsview/955941/get-out-of-car-i-ve-got-a-gun- (Feb 2009)

    What a pity the media keep falling for it!

    Reply

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