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Gay Flight Attendant

June 28, 2007 by F&J Staff 50 Comments

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, If you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to Raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”

She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.” To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Biatch.”

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Comments

  1. Aprille says

    August 3, 2007 at 1:07 am

    This was border line stupid!!

    Reply
  2. Amy J says

    August 8, 2007 at 2:41 pm

    yeah sorry i have to agree, I think it was stupid

    Reply
  3. Emz says

    August 14, 2007 at 10:04 am

    I disagree i thought it was pretty gud lol!

    Reply
  4. Keely says

    August 17, 2007 at 9:18 pm

    wtf was all thAT ON BOUT IT WAS SHIT!!

    Reply
  5. adreiana says

    August 23, 2007 at 3:54 pm

    was that a joke?…..becuz if it was it aint funny

    Reply
  6. cera says

    September 3, 2007 at 5:36 pm

    I really enjoyed that one!

    Reply
  7. Misty says

    September 9, 2007 at 3:03 am

    LMOA That is funny
    and soo tru srry if u dont like it but i do
    Tray-up, Biatch!!!

    Reply
  8. Nicole says

    September 15, 2007 at 2:34 pm

    this is so not funny

    Reply
  9. Stephanie says

    September 16, 2007 at 5:25 am

    Nice.

    Reply
  10. Billie says

    October 1, 2007 at 11:25 pm

    that’s the best I’ve heard yet

    Reply
  11. jbuh uh uh uh uh says

    October 5, 2007 at 1:17 pm

    that sucks really bad

    Reply
  12. lil chunty says

    October 12, 2007 at 11:30 am

    SOOOOOOOOO BUT SOOOOOOOOO STUPID!!!

    Reply
  13. Wolf Child says

    October 15, 2007 at 9:32 am

    I didn’t laugh, but it was funny. For those of you who don’t get it….He’s a drag queen, (Dresses like a woman and such)

    Reply
  14. Jazz says

    October 22, 2007 at 10:00 am

    i thought it was hilarious!

    Reply
  15. rv says

    October 24, 2007 at 1:36 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AMAZING

    Reply
  16. la boricua says

    November 5, 2007 at 10:02 pm

    Oh wow. He’s not a DRAG queen, smart one. In America, effiminate gay guys are referred to as “queens.”

    Anyway, loved the joke!

    Reply
  17. jud says

    November 22, 2007 at 4:16 pm

    it was ok it was kind of funny

    Reply
  18. Evan says

    November 27, 2007 at 1:44 am

    i thought it was hilarious

    Reply
  19. shelly says

    November 29, 2007 at 4:36 pm

    i thought this was funny

    Reply
  20. Poindexter says

    December 4, 2007 at 10:31 am

    this is the most awesome joke ever I’m going to read it to my gramma!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  21. RAD19 says

    January 17, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    that was stupid

    Reply
  22. 2p1ece biscits says

    February 3, 2008 at 2:35 pm

    that was a waste of my life

    Reply
  23. da queen says

    February 15, 2008 at 10:07 am

    It was hilarious if you dont have a funny bone in your body then obviously you wont see the humour.

    Reply
  24. willybob says

    February 28, 2008 at 9:29 pm

    this jokes was kinda funny but stupid at the same time

    Reply
  25. SK83R K!NG says

    February 29, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    OMG LOL FUNNY AND DUM AT THE SAAME tImE

    Reply
  26. LeiLei says

    April 14, 2008 at 2:42 am

    xD ROFL! This is like,the best gay joke ive heard so far.KUDOS!

    Reply
  27. Kate says

    May 2, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    i laugh over stupid things. that was stupid. i did not laugh. so that means it was #$%^&*@*^ retarted!

    Reply
  28. WalkerOfWorlds says

    July 19, 2008 at 11:31 pm

    That’s so funny.

    Reply
  29. Mikey says

    July 31, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    LOL. Good one

    Reply
  30. sk8e says

    August 7, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    not hilarious but funny

    Reply
  31. Tyler says

    October 7, 2008 at 2:39 am

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!

    Reply
  32. emily says

    October 9, 2008 at 11:02 pm

    most ridiculous waste ever.
    making gay people look horrid is a crimeeeeee

    Reply
  33. emily says

    October 9, 2008 at 11:02 pm

    i cant believe how retarded this joke is.. again.
    making gays look like theyre ridiculous people

    Reply
  34. sammy:) says

    November 18, 2008 at 10:35 am

    not funny.
    at all.

    Reply
  35. Doma Yuset says

    January 4, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    This Joke is great! I want to tell my friends. What is wrong with everyone, got a broken funny bone or somthin’?

    Reply
  36. tec_svntn says

    March 3, 2009 at 11:19 am

    homo

    Reply
  37. ben dover says

    March 24, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    haha did u guys c my name… but dont make fun of it cuz if you do. ill find you and hurt you. no not really… this isnt my name cuz my name is privlaged in4mation. duh w/e. but i guess this gay flight attendant thing was kind of funny but i bet that the guy who wrote this joke is kinda feminine. seriously who wud cum up with a joke like this wen they cud be making fun of other things like stupid tards or somethin.lol

    Reply
  38. ladeeeda says

    May 1, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    uhhh. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL???????????????????????????????????

    Reply
  39. trey lett says

    May 24, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    you just got served!!!!!!!!! bitch

    Reply
  40. tsion sifue says

    August 10, 2009 at 8:53 am

    i regret wasting my time reading this thing

    Reply
  41. Jamesterr says

    August 14, 2009 at 7:27 am

    lmao. I thought that was funneh. it would be hilarious if I were actually THERE though.

    Reply
  42. koman90 says

    September 1, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    i don’t get it, it’s too stupid for me to understand

    Reply
  43. kassie says

    September 28, 2009 at 4:58 am

    twas kinda dumb but twas passable as a joke lol

    Reply
  44. Cowgirl2012 says

    September 29, 2009 at 9:46 am

    OMG so funny!

    Reply
  45. rrg says

    February 15, 2010 at 12:59 pm

    a joke

    Reply
  46. Joe says

    April 20, 2010 at 5:54 am

    How do you know ur at a gay picknik? The hotdogs taste like sh#*

    Reply
  47. woo f-in hoo says

    October 7, 2010 at 5:48 am

    That actually made me laugh, well done

    Reply
  48. angelo golde says

    November 30, 2010 at 11:02 am

    I think this is for all the homos cause I thought it was hilarious but unfortunatly I have already heard this from another comedien named US of Ant

    Reply
  49. Bill Clinton says

    June 22, 2011 at 5:58 pm

    Gay flight attendants? I’ve never noticed anything like that on any airplane I’ve been on. I believe we covered this topic already with “Don’t ask — don’t tell.”

    Reply
  50. James says

    July 14, 2012 at 5:33 pm

    HAHAHA! LOL!

    Reply

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