My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, If you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to Raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”
She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.” To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Biatch.”
This was border line stupid!!
yeah sorry i have to agree, I think it was stupid
I disagree i thought it was pretty gud lol!
wtf was all thAT ON BOUT IT WAS SHIT!!
was that a joke?…..becuz if it was it aint funny
I really enjoyed that one!
LMOA That is funny
and soo tru srry if u dont like it but i do
Tray-up, Biatch!!!
this is so not funny
Nice.
that’s the best I’ve heard yet
that sucks really bad
SOOOOOOOOO BUT SOOOOOOOOO STUPID!!!
I didn’t laugh, but it was funny. For those of you who don’t get it….He’s a drag queen, (Dresses like a woman and such)
i thought it was hilarious!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AMAZING
Oh wow. He’s not a DRAG queen, smart one. In America, effiminate gay guys are referred to as “queens.”
Anyway, loved the joke!
it was ok it was kind of funny
i thought it was hilarious
i thought this was funny
this is the most awesome joke ever I’m going to read it to my gramma!!!!!!!!!
that was stupid
that was a waste of my life
It was hilarious if you dont have a funny bone in your body then obviously you wont see the humour.
this jokes was kinda funny but stupid at the same time
OMG LOL FUNNY AND DUM AT THE SAAME tImE
xD ROFL! This is like,the best gay joke ive heard so far.KUDOS!
i laugh over stupid things. that was stupid. i did not laugh. so that means it was #$%^&*@*^ retarted!
That’s so funny.
LOL. Good one
not hilarious but funny
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!
most ridiculous waste ever.
making gay people look horrid is a crimeeeeee
i cant believe how retarded this joke is.. again.
making gays look like theyre ridiculous people
not funny.
at all.
This Joke is great! I want to tell my friends. What is wrong with everyone, got a broken funny bone or somthin’?
homo
haha did u guys c my name… but dont make fun of it cuz if you do. ill find you and hurt you. no not really… this isnt my name cuz my name is privlaged in4mation. duh w/e. but i guess this gay flight attendant thing was kind of funny but i bet that the guy who wrote this joke is kinda feminine. seriously who wud cum up with a joke like this wen they cud be making fun of other things like stupid tards or somethin.lol
uhhh. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL???????????????????????????????????
you just got served!!!!!!!!! bitch
i regret wasting my time reading this thing
lmao. I thought that was funneh. it would be hilarious if I were actually THERE though.
i don’t get it, it’s too stupid for me to understand
twas kinda dumb but twas passable as a joke lol
OMG so funny!
a joke
How do you know ur at a gay picknik? The hotdogs taste like sh#*
That actually made me laugh, well done
I think this is for all the homos cause I thought it was hilarious but unfortunatly I have already heard this from another comedien named US of Ant
Gay flight attendants? I’ve never noticed anything like that on any airplane I’ve been on. I believe we covered this topic already with “Don’t ask — don’t tell.”
HAHAHA! LOL!