A twosome was about to tee off on the tenth hole, which was located near the main road. As they were about to hit their shots, a funeral procession came by. The golfer that was about to his his tee shot stopped, took off his hat and bowed his head in respect until the procession had passed.
When he was ready to tee off again, his partner said,” That was a really nice thing you did.”
“Well… it was the least I could do,” he replied, “I was married to her for thirty years.”