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June 21, 2007 by F&J Staff 13 Comments

Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no other animal in the world does this.

Johnny’s hand shoots up. “Not correct, Miss!” he says. “Please explain, Johnny,” replies the teacher.

“Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my cat on the verandah. The neighbors’ Great Dane came around the corner, and my cat went “ffffffffff! ffffffffffff! ffffffffff!”, and before he could say “F–K OFF!”, the dog ate him!”

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Comments

  1. a guy says

    January 15, 2008 at 6:45 am

    wtf?

    Reply
  2. hi dude says

    August 8, 2008 at 6:33 am

    the dog is like my sis

    Reply
  3. ~chrligrrl~ says

    January 19, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    lolz

    Reply
  4. :P says

    April 3, 2009 at 9:27 am

    havent i heard this some where else just like yesterday on this web site? 😐

    Reply
  5. RoJo says

    September 12, 2010 at 5:52 pm

    @ :P,

    yea you have, so have I. :huh:

    Reply
  6. hamid says

    March 11, 2011 at 3:10 pm

    hi samir how are you

    Reply
  7. hamid says

    March 11, 2011 at 3:11 pm

    kachalesag be jaye in ke to fekr bery bia ba ham fekr konim

    Reply
  8. hamid says

    March 11, 2011 at 3:11 pm

    hich khary inja zabone mano mifahme

    Reply
  9. hamid says

    March 11, 2011 at 3:13 pm

    i go to school by bus

    Reply
  10. hamid says

    March 11, 2011 at 3:14 pm

    hve you do you do you

    Reply
  11. hamid says

    March 11, 2011 at 3:14 pm

    کک

    Reply
  12. hamid says

    March 11, 2011 at 3:16 pm

    bye to 2012

    Reply
  13. fffff says

    January 11, 2021 at 6:20 pm

    when i do a bing search…. fffffff lol

    Reply

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