It’s such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas.
When you think your farts don’t stink.
A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse.
You can’t control the blow out.
These come out of every ‘can’ and smell like warm beer.
Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape.
Your ass is the only one that can do it.
You can’t hear it, you can’t see it and you can’t smell it either.
Home Alone Fart
When you’re home alone and a great one is wasted on no one.
When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes.
When you refer to your farts as ‘gas’.
You know how old it is by how bad it smells.
You need to fart, but nothing comes out.
A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp.
When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper “PIG!”
When someone farts in crowded room, label it as a “Unidentified Foul Odor”.