Finally, after all these years of trying yo-yo diets… phentermine, hoodia, cialis (no wait that’s for erectile dysfunction)… finally some diet tips that actually work. Enjoy feeling better about yourself.
- If no one sees you eat it – it has no calories.
- If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar they cancel each other out.
- When eating with someone else, calories don’t count if you both eat the same amount.
- Food used for medicinal purposes never counts such as: hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sarah Lee cheesecake.
- If you fatten up everyone else around you – then you look thinner.
- Movie related foods don’t count because they are simply part of the entire entertainment experience and not part of one’s personal fuel; such as Milk Duds, popcorn with extra butter, and Junior Mints.