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Dieting Comics and Cartoons

June 22, 2007 by F&J Staff 14 Comments

“Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.” That’s one of my all time favorite fat quotes. We’re not here about the quotes though, let’s do some comics.

Some of our favorite comics of all time come by way of Glasbergen. We actually inadvertently posted a few of his comics a few years ago and we’d like to link over to the full repertoire of diet comics for your viewing pleasure. He’s got some really funny stuff about menopause, nurses, hospitals and other medical related stuff too.

dieting cartoon comic by glasbergen

From “Today’s Cartoon by Randy Glasbergen”, displayed with special permission. For many more cartoons, please visit Randy’s
site @ www.glasbergen.com.

Bada Bing! (I love saying that). At any rate, let’s throw some juicy text content in here too. How about a fat joke?

Girl: I’d like a triple vanilla ice cream sundae with chocolate syrup, nuts, whipped cream, topped off with a slice of cucumber.

Waiter: Did I hear you right? Did ou say top it off with a slice of cucumber?

Girl: Good heavens, you’re right! forget the cucumber – I’m on a diet

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Comments

  1. Ron says

    September 18, 2007 at 9:31 pm

    lol!

    Reply
  2. tina pandya says

    October 18, 2007 at 12:02 am

    “Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.” That’s one of my all time favorite fat quotes. We’re not here about the quotes though, let’s do some comics.

    Bada Bing! (I love saying that). At any rate, let’s throw some juicy text content in here too. How about a fat joke?

    Girl: I’d like a triple vanilla ice cream sundae with chocolate syrup, nuts, whipped cream, topped off with a slice of cucumber.

    Waiter: Did I hear you right? Did ou say top it off with a slice of cucumber?

    Girl: Good heavens, you’re right! forget the cucumber – I’m on a diet

    Reply
  3. Jazz says

    October 19, 2007 at 2:24 am

    lol

    Reply
  4. Diana says

    November 1, 2007 at 4:54 pm

    lol datz funny n so true!!!

    Reply
  5. Anti_christ says

    November 10, 2007 at 10:00 pm

    lol thats freaking funny its true as well

    Reply
  6. tom says

    February 7, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    GAY LIKE YO MOMA

    Reply
  7. smiley says

    April 28, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    fuunnyy

    Reply
  8. IrritatedOyster says

    February 27, 2009 at 1:44 am

    I like the food pyramid one 😀

    Reply
  9. hailey says

    April 30, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    i can’t stop laughing at these………..jk
    these are some chessey jokes……lol

    Reply
  10. adrian says

    May 22, 2009 at 9:33 am

    this is madd funny

    Reply
  11. diala says

    July 1, 2009 at 2:32 am

    they are pathetic and sad…not one is even worth a smile

    Reply
  12. Tra says

    October 28, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    😀 good one. thats a wake up call………..l….o….l….

    Reply
  13. BRUNOBABY says

    May 24, 2011 at 8:00 am

    AHa hahahahahahahahahah

    Reply
  14. sushmitha says

    October 9, 2015 at 7:28 am

    really good but not laughtering!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply

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