One day a man named Bob was playing a round of golf with the Pope. On the first hole, Bob hits the ball into a sand trap, Damn, I missed. says Bob. The Pope says, you should not say that it is bad.
Later on in the day on the ninth hole Bob hits the ball into the water. Damn, I missed. says Bob again. The Pope says, Do not say that, next time you do, God will strike you down with a lightning bolt.
Close to the end of the day on the last hole, Bob hits it an inch short of the hole. Damn, I missed. says Bob once again. The Pope looks into the sky as the clouds start to split apart. Then a lightning bolt comes down from heaven, striking and killing the Pope. Gods voice echoes, Damn, I missed.