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The Compassionate Lawyer

May 23, 2011 by F&J Staff 7 Comments

Driving through town in his BMW, a successful young lawyer spotted two man on the side of the road eating grass out of somebody’s yard. Moved by how desperate the men had become, he pulls over to have a word with them,

“Hey fellas, what is going on? Why are you eating grass?” asks the lawyer.

“We’re down on our luck, have no jobs and are very poor!”, they both respond.

“Well then, come with me” the lawyer insists. “I’ll do what I can to help, after all – it’s clear you’re desperate and you’re clearly willing to do what it takes to get by.”

After a fifteen minute drive, the two poor men arrive at a beautiful estate on five acres of land right on the 18th hole of a prestigious golf course. They became excited at the chance to finally get some work.

“Sir, we can’t thank you enough! Thank you so much for this opportunity. We will make you happy!” they exclaimed with joy!

“Ah, it’s no problem. I’m just happy to help.” replied the compassionate lawyer. You can eat all the grass you want, it’s got to be at least a foot tall by now!”

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Comments

  1. Ana karla says

    June 3, 2011 at 6:21 am

    Hahaha…so funny!! what kind of man is that lawyer , I mean he Thinks he’ll help the men by maling them eat more tall grasses!!! Haha. Congratulations to the one who wrote this joke!! It had split my side! Lol

    Reply
  2. Olakunle ajoke says

    August 22, 2011 at 4:22 pm

    I want to believe that wasn’t his house and he found cheap labour.the lawyer was just doing community service

    Reply
  3. mr. skeleton says

    August 25, 2011 at 7:46 pm

    hahha.. pandamaii man nah na lawyer ngaee !! 😀

    Reply
  4. Parenting: The First 12 Months says

    September 25, 2011 at 2:55 am

    I can´t believe you´d ever find a lawyer that compassionate!

    Reply
  5. Dee Girl says

    September 29, 2011 at 4:25 pm

    Wow d lawyer was really compassionate, very thoughtful of him. Lol

    Reply
  6. xander says

    March 20, 2012 at 11:45 am

    funny i wish it was about a girl

    Reply
  7. Moorre says

    May 2, 2012 at 4:00 am

    Maganin wanda bashi da tawakali…

    Reply

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