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You are here: Home / Jokes / Blonde Jokes / Cigarette Condoms

Cigarette Condoms

November 2, 2008 by F&J Staff 75 Comments

A blonde, a brunette and a red head were smoking cigarettes one afternoon. The blonde had Camels, red head had Marlboros, and the brunette had Kools.

It began to pour down raining, so the red head and brunette both pull out a condom and put it on their cigs. The blonde says “what are you doing?” – and they say “we’re saving it for later!”

Impressed, and in a hurry, the blonde goes to the nearest store and asks for a condom. The clerk says “What size? small, medium, or large?” She said “I dont know… one to fit a camel?”

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Comments

  1. racheal says

    November 9, 2008 at 5:48 pm

    that is sooo disgusting=[

    Reply
  2. 19RAD says

    November 13, 2008 at 9:44 pm

    lol, disgusting

    Reply
  3. Razza says

    December 12, 2008 at 8:57 am

    bad

    Reply
  4. april h says

    December 19, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    wow thats gross…lol….

    Reply
  5. Zayn says

    December 24, 2008 at 8:10 am

    not to bad

    Reply
  6. scousegitt says

    December 27, 2008 at 7:46 am

    ok made me smile a little

    Reply
  7. tom says

    December 31, 2008 at 6:01 am

    hahahah eww grosss!!!

    nasty

    Reply
  8. gal says

    January 5, 2009 at 4:08 am

    i smiled a bit

    Reply
  9. bob says

    January 7, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    hehehehehehehe funny

    Reply
  10. bob says

    January 7, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    i laugh i

    Reply
  11. josh says

    January 8, 2009 at 12:09 pm

    that was not funny………

    Reply
  12. poo says

    January 8, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    apples

    Reply
  13. funny boy says

    January 10, 2009 at 9:42 pm

    i loved it sooooooooooooooooooo much!!!!

    my kind of joke!!

    Reply
  14. keith says

    January 12, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    if anyone knows where to get really small condoms, let me know please

    Reply
  15. danie&meg says

    January 14, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    Get a life mann.
    That was funny πŸ™‚

    Reply
  16. teff says

    January 16, 2009 at 12:25 am

    okay, i thought that was hilarious…but im also just a perverted sense of humor kinda person

    Reply
  17. kay says

    January 22, 2009 at 11:25 am

    It Was Ok

    Reply
  18. cocopopz says

    January 23, 2009 at 1:30 am

    haha me and my friend was laughing at that for ages.. but im blonde so I can relate to that.. actually,, if i did smoke i probably would do that.. that makes me wonder………

    Reply
  19. Imyours says

    January 23, 2009 at 11:02 am

    HAHA..that is pretty funny..I like it

    Reply
  20. ashley says

    January 23, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    not that great i dont know maybe its cause im a blonde but i just cant get into blonde joke

    Reply
  21. Savannah says

    January 25, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    Ha Ha. Not Funny. I m a blonde So i take offence 2 that joke. So get a life u bastard!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  22. jordan says

    January 26, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    get a lifee girl its a joke you no where youu laugh DONT TAKE IT LIKE HES SAYING TO UOUU

    Reply
  23. Ashley says

    January 26, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    it was ok

    Reply
  24. Ms Dee says

    January 30, 2009 at 2:15 am

    …the blond try to buy the condom just to cover the whole camel!! hahaha…

    Reply
  25. Obamafareal says

    February 5, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    lol……funny in a very dumb way!

    Funny Keith!

    Rre you blonde Ms Dee…….? It wasn’t for a whole camel……. you didn’t get it didn’t you? next time just go with the flo and type ‘ lol’.

    Reply
  26. Kardon says

    February 8, 2009 at 3:49 am

    lol.funny.im a blonde my self.but yet i always find myself laughing at blonde jokes.i never tke offence to them.i must say that was a good 1.

    Reply
  27. samantha says

    February 24, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    haha, that was kinda funny.

    Reply
  28. lexi 4 says

    February 24, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    disturbing! sum of u guys need to get a life!

    Reply
  29. not yo daddy says

    March 5, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    hey most of us have a life, un like some people who just rant on people who r on a computer while THEY’RE on a computer also, bitch

    Reply
  30. Mark says

    March 7, 2009 at 12:07 am

    Hey that is very true. I guess our life concists of computers!!!! lol
    Excuse my spelling!

    Reply
  31. bhav says

    March 12, 2009 at 11:29 am

    dats funny

    Reply
  32. samantha says

    March 15, 2009 at 7:43 am

    dat was ded disgusting but really funny lol

    Reply
  33. W1LL says

    March 17, 2009 at 9:29 am

    hahahaha i likes that 1

    Reply
  34. JoYkZz says

    March 18, 2009 at 7:47 am

    Yeah. That was funny πŸ˜€ Blonde jokes always make me laugh. Good one. Keep laughing!

    Reply
  35. CHERRi says

    March 18, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    hahahaha i like that. its funny.

    Reply
  36. RYANN india says

    March 24, 2009 at 11:25 pm

    Wei I think its not too bad to read. I really liked. What more jokes:)

    Reply
  37. RYANN india says

    March 24, 2009 at 11:26 pm

    Nuclearnetwork077@gmail.com

    Reply
  38. Precious says

    March 27, 2009 at 4:57 am

    Funny though..lol

    Reply
  39. Ashleigh says

    March 29, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    Haha, that’s pretty good. Had to read it twice though. x

    Reply
  40. melissa says

    April 3, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    Lmmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  41. Snuf-Snuf says

    April 6, 2009 at 10:35 pm

    The funniest iv heard in while

    Reply
  42. kO0ki3z says

    April 14, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    thatsso funnay ahahah =]]

    Reply
  43. kO0ki3z says

    April 14, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    ahahah =]]

    Reply
  44. AmyBaby says

    April 16, 2009 at 10:23 pm

    haha , funny , but im blonde n that makes it really bad for blondes , were not all that stoopid (Y)

    Reply
  45. mike says

    April 17, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    man u americans are so dumb to laugh at this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  46. Dodogal says

    April 24, 2009 at 12:39 am

    Yo so funny…………. hee hee

    Reply
  47. smileygirl says

    April 27, 2009 at 1:42 am

    ummmmmmmmm ok

    Reply
  48. ur mom says

    April 27, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    haha that was funny…..

    Reply
  49. Casey says

    May 28, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    Alrightt, ..

    Reply
  50. Tay Tay says

    June 5, 2009 at 9:59 am

    MAn dat waz bad ace i think that was better than the last joke i read. And wtf is wrong with us americans? Nothing were are AWESOME!!!!! ( Most of the time) LOL

    Reply
  51. Tay Tay says

    June 5, 2009 at 10:00 am

    AmyBaby i agree with you cuz im a blond too.

    Reply
  52. brittney says

    June 19, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    this is hella funny! a blonde would say something like that!! πŸ™‚

    Reply
  53. hhhh says

    June 28, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    friggin hilarious

    Reply
  54. AmyLeighh says

    August 12, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    Hahaa,
    Kindaa Funnyy! πŸ™‚
    Ivee Heardd Bettahh Thooo, (Y):D

    Reply
  55. Jamesterr says

    August 13, 2009 at 9:06 am

    Omg;; lmao.

    Reply
  56. Tra says

    October 30, 2009 at 10:40 am

    (smaks forhead) why put in there?! hello?! pockets! (sigh) why just why? oh well at least its not used πŸ™ πŸ˜› yuck

    Reply
  57. Blair says

    November 10, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    This is really funny! It’s totally I mean TOTALLY something me and my two friends Willow and Raighn(rain) would do…even thogh i don’t smoke and they do.I’d prolly have the unlit cig acting like i was smoking then it would rain and we’d all pull out our condums and put our cigs to saftey in a condum!Oh yeah i forgot to tell ya that i’m the brunette,Willow is the blonde,and of course Raighn is our red head!

    Reply
  58. toughy says

    November 29, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    um some1 explain please i dnt get it ????

    Reply
  59. StopTheSmokes.com says

    December 7, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    Ya! Good Stuff!

    Reply
  60. mj says

    January 17, 2010 at 1:16 pm

    ha ha really funny!!!!!

    Reply
  61. delighlacutie21 says

    February 7, 2010 at 1:22 am

    hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha that one i really thought was funny!!!!! : D

    Reply
  62. Hellahaha says

    March 1, 2010 at 10:20 am

    herd it b4 it 4got to mention that the clerk fainted when he herd her say dat

    Reply
  63. Tia-Ria says

    March 14, 2010 at 11:16 am

    LOOLZ! πŸ™‚

    Reply
  64. jojo says

    June 5, 2010 at 4:48 am

    dats soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny . hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha very funny.

    Reply
  65. pankaj says

    June 23, 2010 at 12:01 pm

    Not bad

    Reply
  66. Me says

    June 29, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    Hahahaha thats a HILARIOUS joke!!!! I can imagine people actually saying that!!!!!!!

    Reply
  67. JUX says

    July 28, 2010 at 8:47 pm

    did she relly said camel…….lol……

    Reply
  68. Emma says

    August 25, 2010 at 12:09 am

    HAHA thats funny as

    Reply
  69. RoJo says

    September 7, 2010 at 5:44 pm

    oh haha ha! got after 2 seconds after reading it.

    Reply
  70. goathumper says

    September 8, 2010 at 9:36 pm

    well a camels ciggartte would be big ive seen one

    Reply
  71. moroka says

    November 29, 2010 at 12:01 am

    very funny

    Reply
  72. ke-ke says

    December 16, 2010 at 3:37 pm

    funni

    Reply
  73. lea davalos says

    February 1, 2011 at 1:15 pm

    Woww,, lol, but why do day always joke on blondes? Most Arent dumb, ;PP Btw, i’m Not Blonde, I’m Brunette <3 ;PP

    Reply
  74. noname says

    September 8, 2011 at 1:57 am

    Hahaha! This is funny. But are blondes really that stupid?

    Reply
  75. maria says

    November 8, 2012 at 3:12 am

    that funny

    Reply

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