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Catholic Girls

August 22, 2007 by F&J Staff 30 Comments

A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, ” Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ? She giggles and shyly replies, “Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger.” St. Peter says, ” Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate.”

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, “Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?” The girl is a little reluctant but replies, “Well, once I fondled and stroked one.” St. Peter says, ” Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate.”

All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St.Peter says, “Reeva, What seems to be the rush?” The girl replies, “If I’m going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it.”

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Comments

  1. Wolf Child says

    September 14, 2007 at 10:08 am

    :o] Made me laugh out loud

    Reply
  2. RoRo says

    September 24, 2007 at 11:12 pm

    omg! dat was so funny! 😛
    hahaahahahahahahha:D

    Reply
  3. elizabeth says

    September 27, 2007 at 2:23 pm

    I just read this in class and we were supposed to be quiet…I burst out laughing and everyone looked at me.oops!

    Reply
  4. trena says

    October 2, 2007 at 5:39 pm

    thats what it is, right there! lol

    Reply
  5. BABE~GURL says

    October 30, 2007 at 4:18 pm

    i did the same thing as elizabeth…i couldn’t stop laughing

    Reply
  6. Justin says

    November 18, 2007 at 1:30 am

    lmfao, that joke scores a 10 out of 10

    Reply
  7. ivona says

    November 20, 2007 at 2:10 pm

    LMAO. If i went to heaven i would have to do the same thing!

    Reply
  8. jenny says

    November 22, 2007 at 9:42 pm

    i think i would have to swim in the holy water 😉

    Reply
  9. erica michelle says

    December 14, 2007 at 10:41 am

    If jenny has to swim in it i need to take laps!

    Reply
  10. aaron says

    December 25, 2007 at 1:05 pm

    they told this joke before except nuns and they were asking for forgiveness

    Reply
  11. dewi says

    January 5, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    lol, very cool joke, jenny i join u

    Reply
  12. will says

    April 24, 2008 at 11:48 am

    this is funny

    Reply
  13. Kaydeen says

    May 8, 2008 at 12:36 am

    Boy!!!! I ahd one of the worst day ever at work and this joke had my face lit like the 4th of July!!! Great one!!

    Reply
  14. KIRAN says

    May 20, 2008 at 3:34 am

    ITS VERY FUNNY

    Reply
  15. Tebz says

    May 24, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    Dats some funny isht ryt der!

    Reply
  16. kafugi says

    May 25, 2008 at 7:53 am

    the author of that joke is totally f***ed up! he’ll sure burn in hell

    Reply
  17. tabschic says

    June 3, 2008 at 9:06 am

    hahaha…very funny!!

    Reply
  18. tabschic says

    June 3, 2008 at 9:07 am

    hahaha…..dats a gud one!! very FUNNY jst cant stop laughin..

    Reply
  19. ednan says

    June 5, 2008 at 2:45 am

    it was really cool….
    i just laughed and laughed

    Reply
  20. fa2ts says

    June 5, 2008 at 6:05 am

    hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just can’t stop laughing..
    this one’s really funny………

    Reply
  21. jamelia says

    June 6, 2008 at 2:56 pm

    cool joke vey funny!!!!LOL

    Reply
  22. mntungwa says

    June 9, 2008 at 7:30 am

    can i also join u jenny for one last time b4 we rest.funnyt joke me likes it.nd oh jenny reply

    Reply
  23. coolio says

    June 30, 2008 at 10:38 pm

    you guys are all dumb

    Reply
  24. Neji says

    July 16, 2008 at 9:34 am

    lol i love this joke!

    Reply
  25. Cynthia says

    August 29, 2008 at 2:54 am

    Yeah… guess I’d better start swimming now… >_>

    Reply
  26. KAY says

    February 6, 2010 at 10:09 am

    Very funny, almost cracked my ribs

    Reply
  27. DOOM says

    April 19, 2010 at 8:13 pm

    damn.. lotta slu.ty b1tches commenting on this joke..

    Reply
  28. West Side Story Fan says

    June 29, 2010 at 11:43 pm

    Hey DOOM, you need to be nice!

    Reply
  29. monstra? says

    August 6, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    lmfao

    Reply
  30. Dude says

    January 18, 2011 at 8:13 am

    Funny as!! Who makes all this stuff?!!

    Reply

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