A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, ” Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ? She giggles and shyly replies, “Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger.” St. Peter says, ” Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate.”
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, “Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?” The girl is a little reluctant but replies, “Well, once I fondled and stroked one.” St. Peter says, ” Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate.”
All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St.Peter says, “Reeva, What seems to be the rush?” The girl replies, “If I’m going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it.”
:o] Made me laugh out loud
omg! dat was so funny! 😛
hahaahahahahahahha:D
I just read this in class and we were supposed to be quiet…I burst out laughing and everyone looked at me.oops!
thats what it is, right there! lol
i did the same thing as elizabeth…i couldn’t stop laughing
lmfao, that joke scores a 10 out of 10
LMAO. If i went to heaven i would have to do the same thing!
i think i would have to swim in the holy water 😉
If jenny has to swim in it i need to take laps!
they told this joke before except nuns and they were asking for forgiveness
lol, very cool joke, jenny i join u
this is funny
Boy!!!! I ahd one of the worst day ever at work and this joke had my face lit like the 4th of July!!! Great one!!
ITS VERY FUNNY
Dats some funny isht ryt der!
the author of that joke is totally f***ed up! he’ll sure burn in hell
hahaha…very funny!!
hahaha…..dats a gud one!! very FUNNY jst cant stop laughin..
it was really cool….
i just laughed and laughed
hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just can’t stop laughing..
this one’s really funny………
cool joke vey funny!!!!LOL
can i also join u jenny for one last time b4 we rest.funnyt joke me likes it.nd oh jenny reply
you guys are all dumb
lol i love this joke!
Yeah… guess I’d better start swimming now… >_>
Very funny, almost cracked my ribs
damn.. lotta slu.ty b1tches commenting on this joke..
Hey DOOM, you need to be nice!
lmfao
Funny as!! Who makes all this stuff?!!