My brain is filled with so many useless things, like the fact that there are 336 dimples on a golf ball and the fact that an average person blinks over 10 million times a year. Really, who needs to know that? Will I make more money at my job for knowing this stuff? Well, not unless I’m Alex […]
Top 10 Car Accident Excuses
Yea, you’ve been there before (that’s why my insurance is so damn high). So what do you say to the officer when he asks what happened? Well, first and foremost – lie like hell. If you need some help, write these down and pick one at random. “An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck […]
Chuck Norris Facts
In case you didn’t know much about Chuck Norris, this is (for the most part) all you need to know. Of all the people on this world you could tick off, Mr. Norris shouldn’t be one of ‘em… These are some of the most popular Chuck Norris jokes on the net…
The End Of The Internet
Congratulations! You have reached the end of the internet. There are no more pages for you to look at, you must now turn off your computer – go outside – and do something productive. THE END! Meet real life people, go to school or get a job, play out in the streets with other kids or […]
Valentine’s Day Poem
Hearts and roses and kisses galore, what the hell is all that crap for? People get mushy and start acting all queer, it’s definitely the most annoying day of the year. This day needs to get the hell over with and pass, before I shove something up that Cupid guy’s ass. I’ll spend the day […]
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