Yo mama is so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama is so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mama is so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries! Yo mama is so dirty that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Yo mama so black, every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on. Yo mama so black, if she sat in a Jacuzzi the water would turn into coffee. Yo mama so black, she bleeds smoke. Yo mama so black, she could show up naked to a funeral. Yo mama so black, […]
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind. Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama nose is so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama nose is so big that her neck broke from the weight!
Yo mamma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mamma aint so bad…she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo mamma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray. It took yo mamma 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to […]