Roses are red, violets are black, why’s Yo mama’s chest, as flat as her back?  Roses are red, Yo mom’s lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.  Roses are red, lemons are sour, how many dicks yo mama suck in one hour?  Roses are red, violets are yellow, that […]

Let’s get off moms, ’cause I just got off yours.  Let’s get off moms, ’cause she can’t handle those five men on her now.  Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom!  I ain’t got nuthin’ bad to say ’bout Yo mama, ’cause her face says it all!  I’m sorry, I shouldn’t talk […]

Tell Yo mama that I’m mad at her… and her jagged teeth. A circumcision is a one time procedure and I’ve already had mine.  Tell Yo mama to stop wearing green lipstick, my balls are starting to look like ninja turtles.  Tell Yo mama to stop wearing blue lipstick, my balls look like Smurfs.  Tell […]

Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin’ up gang signs. Yo mama’s teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice. Yo mama’s got one tooth and people call her chomper. Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked, when she smiles it looks like her tongue […]