(Now at Camp Pendleton, San Diego, Marine Corps Recruit Training) Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are too. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer that the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was […]
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alabama to be as far away from humanity as possible. Sam sees the mailman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it’s total peace […]
1. I thought Grace land was tacky. 2. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it’s not safe. 3. Do you think my hair is too big? 4. Honey, did you mail that donation to Green peace? 5. The tires on that truck are too big. 6. I’ve got it all on a floppy […]
Alittle funny redneck barbie pic. Hmmmmm… reminds me of home.
What’s the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Redneck zoo? On the cage in a Yankee zoo, it will have the name of the animal and the scientific name in Latin. A Southern zoo will have the name of the animal and a recipe.