You might be a Gothic Redneck if… You let your fourteen year old daughter smoke clove cigarettes at the dinner table in front of her kids. You’ve got more than one brother named “Vlad”. You’ve got more than three cousins named “Lestat”. You think safe sex is padded handcuffs. You’ve refused to watch the Academy […]
Do You Believe In Ghosts?
A professor at Auburn University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. Getting a feel for his students, he asks “How many of you believein ghosts?” About 80 of his students raise their hands. “That’s a good start I suppose. Those of you who believe in ghosts, how many have actually seen a ghost?” About […]
You Might Be From The South If…
Ok, so we’ve pretty much beat the Redneck Jokes all to hell, so how about something alittle bit different – yet with a similar flavor (kinda like how everything tastes like chicken). So, just in case you weren’t sure, you might be from the South if… You take your dog for a walk and you […]
Redneck Love
One beautiful afternoon, a young redneck boy runs into his house and yells “Paw, I found her! I found the girl I’m gonna marry, and she’s a virgin!” Now while this might impress some families, it irritated and upset his father. Pounding his fist on the table, he yells back “There’s no way you’ll marry […]
Wal-Mart Announces House Brand Wine
Wal-Mart announced today that they’ll soon be offering customers yet another new discount item, their own brand of wine. The world’s largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California to produce their spirits at an affordable price. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their […]
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