A bus load of politicians…were driving down an old country road, when the bus they were in ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field. The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate. A few days later, the local sheriff came out looking for the missing […]
Bravery Competition
An Army General, a Marine General and a Navy Admiral are all sitting around discussing who’s service is better and whose troops are more brave. The Admiral (well into his second or third ice tea) announces to the group, ” My SEALS are the BEST in the world and to prove it I’ll have one […]
Baseball Game
The Mr. and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankees game. The row behind them is taken up with Secret Service agents, one of whom leans over and whispers something into the President’s ear. As soon as he finishes, Mr. Clinton grabs Hillary by the scruff of the neck and heaves her […]
Political Insults
“What makes him think a middle aged actor, who’s played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?” – Ronald Reagan commenting on Eastwood’s bid to become mayor of Carmel “An empty suit that goes to funerals and plays golf.” – Ross Perot talking about Dan Quayle “I have never seen. . .so slippery, […]
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