City of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam Name: _______________________ Gang: _______________________ 1. Dwayne has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload? 2. If […]

Ok, this is totally random. I’m going to post 10 random punchlines, I wonder if anyone out there can come up with a joke that’ll actually make sense with one of them? Post your comments! “No wait, you don’t understand,” said the fat man, “Pop Tarts are a substitute for my mother’s love!” And slowly, […]

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?” “Eight,” the boy replied. The man, perplexed but intrigued, couldn’t help but ask, “Do you know what these are used for?” The […]

Art Fart It’s such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas. Arrogant Fart When you think your farts don’t stink. Assault Fart A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse. Tire Fart You can’t control the blow out. Beer Fart These come out of every ‘can’ and smell like warm beer. […]