Q: Whats green and smells of pork? A: Kermits finger! Q: Where does Saddam Husane keep his C.D’s? A: In “a-rack”. Q: Why don’t blind people like to skydive? A: It scares the shit out of the dog. Q: What’s the difference between a hog and a man? A: A hog doesn’t have to sit […]
Men are like a fine wine… They start out as grapes and it’s up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.