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One Liners 51-60

June 21, 2007 by F&J Staff Leave a Comment

Q: What did the left nut say to the right nut? A: The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard. Q: What do you call an anorexic with thrush? A: Quarter pounder with cheese! Q: Why did the fish get kicked out of school? A: Because he was caught with seaweed. Q: What […]

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One Liners 41-50

June 21, 2007 by F&J Staff Leave a Comment

Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud Q: What do you call a camal with 3 humps? A: Humphreys Q: What do cows do for entertainment? A: They rent moovies! Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes ? A: I have no I-Deer. Q: How do […]

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One Liners 31-40

June 21, 2007 by F&J Staff Leave a Comment

Q: What’s the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? A: Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup. Q: Why don’t aliens eat clowns? A: Because they taste funny. Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: A fsh. Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant […]

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One Liners 21-30

June 21, 2007 by F&J Staff Leave a Comment

Q: What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? A: Goes-in-tight! Q: What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law, but a great lawyer knows the judge. Q: Why is Santa so jolly all the time? A: He knows where all the bad […]

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One Liners 11-20

June 21, 2007 by F&J Staff Leave a Comment

Q: What arr they gonna do to Micheal Jackson when he dies? A: Burn his plastic body down and turn him into little toys so kids can play with HIM for a change! Q: How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts? A: With a squeegee Q: What color are Kurt Cobain’s eyes? A: Blue. One […]

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