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I Like The Way You Think

July 28, 2007 by F&J Staff 34 Comments

Little Johnny’s teacher got up in front of the class and announced they were going to play a guessing game! The teacher said, “I have something behind my back. It’s red in color and round. It’s soft, but it’s hard.” Johnny raised his hand and said, “I know, it’s a red rubber ball.” The teacher […]

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Definitely

July 20, 2007 by F&J Staff 37 Comments

A nursery school teacher says to her class, “Who can use the word ‘definitely’ in a sentence?” First a little girl says, “The sky is definitely blue.” The teacher says, “Sorry, Amy, but the sky can sometimes be gray, or black.” A second little boy says, “Trees are definitely green.” “Sorry, but in the autumn, […]

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Mounted Police

July 16, 2007 by F&J Staff 24 Comments

There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when Little Johnny, on his new shiny bike, stopped beside him. “Nice bike,” the cop said, “did Santa bring it to you?” “Yep,” Little Johnny said, “he sure did!” The cop looked at the bike and, while handing the boy a $20 ticket, […]

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Restroom Etiquette

July 7, 2007 by F&J Staff 49 Comments

During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students: “If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?” Mike replies: “Wait a minute, […]

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Stick It Out Johnny

July 2, 2007 by F&J Staff 16 Comments

One day the teacher walked to the back of the room where Johnny was, and he had his hand down his pants. The Teacher asked, “Johnny, what are you doing?” Then, Johnny said, “It hurts down there.” “Well then, you need to go to the nurse and see if you can go home”, said the […]

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