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The Ambitious Young Judge’s Clerk

October 3, 2008 by F&J Staff 16 Comments

An ambitious, young clerk’s responsibilities included bringing the judge a hot cup of coffee every morning. And, every morning, the judge became infuriated when the coffee cup was brought to him just 2/3 full. With his back to the corner, the young clerk explained that he had to rush to get the coffee delivered while […]

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Lawyers Are The Best Patients

September 18, 2008 by F&J Staff 6 Comments

Two new surgeons at the hospital were discussing the qualities of their favorite patients. “I like contractors myself” says one. “They don’t even flinch when I tell them I underestimated the cost and length of surgery.” “Well, I had an electrician yesterday” another says. “It was beautiful everything inside well marked and color coded!’ An […]

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Qualifying For Heaven

June 25, 2008 by F&J Staff 16 Comments

Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, “What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They […]

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A Witty Young Trial Lawyer

March 28, 2008 by F&J Staff 26 Comments

A young trial lawyer was defending a man accused of burglary, known for being witty (and the judge knows this) tried yet another one of his creative defenses. The judge, while not known for having a sense of humor, decided to here the young lawyer out. “While my client admits he did, in fact, reach […]

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Bible School Cruise With A Laywer

March 1, 2008 by F&J Staff 47 Comments

There was a lawyer, a priest, and a class of young bible school children on a week long winter cruise. A few days into the vacation the ship hits an iceberg and it begins to sink. The priest readies a lifeboat for their escape. The kids, as instructed, form a single file line to get […]

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