So how about a few short lawyer jokes? These are some of my favorites, but it’s always so hard to find any halfway decent that hasn’t been told 100 times already. So here’s to hoping for the best… Where Do Lawyers Come From? An anxious 15 year old girl comes home from school, as any […]
An Honest Lawyer?
A mother and her daughter were visiting the grave site of a loved one, when on their way back to the car they little girl stopped her mom. She said “Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?” “Of course not, sweetheart.” her mother replied, “Why ever would you ask such a […]
What Do Your Parents Do For A Living?
An elementary school teacher was asking her students what their parents did for a living. “Jeffrey, please be first,” she said. “Tell the class, what does your mother do?” Jeffrey stood up and proudly boasted, “She’s a doctor.” “That’s wonderful. How about you, Amy?” Amy shyly stood up, shuffled her feet a bit and said, “My dad’s […]
Q&A Lawyer Jokes
Q: What’s wrong with lawyer jokes? A: Lawyers don’t think they’re funny and other people don’t think they’re jokes. Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving. Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and an onion? A: You cry when you cut up an onion. Q: What […]
Fastest Mobility Scooter Ever
A young hotshot lawyer went out and bought the fastest car in the world, the new SSC Ultimate Aero, for a cool $750,000. It was a nice day outside, so he took the car for it’s first drive on the street. As he stops at a red light, an old man on a mobility scooter […]
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