I’m sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world’s best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you’d think it’d be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into “Yo Mama” style. Yo mama’s breath is so bad that when she breathes, her teeth duck out of the way. Yo mama’s […]
I Feel Insulted
A lady with her baby is sitting in a bus beside the driver… “What an ugly baby!”, said the driver to the lady. Feeling insulted, she moved to another seat and murmurred a few things under her breathe. The man next to her asked, “What happened?” “The driver just insulted me!” she cried. Sympathetic, the man offered, “That bastard, […]
How About Some Insults?
Feeling alittle dumpy today? Take it out on the people around you with a few well timed, randomly spewed insults. Don’t like the way your co-worker is looking at you? Try one of these… You couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You must have fell out of the Stupid Tree […]
Hi John, How You Doing?
A young man was at a fancy restaurant one day with his new girlfriend. It’s their first date and everything is going well, barring the occasional period of silence. The girlfriend goes to the restrooms and while she is away, the young man spots somebody at another table that looks incredibly like Bob Barker, the […]
Top 10 Party Games for People Over 50
10. Sag! You’re it! 9. Pin the toupee on the bald guy. 8. 20 questions shouted in your good ear. 7. Kick the bucket. 6. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says bend over. 5. Doc, doc, goose. 4. Simon says something incoherent. 3. Musical recliners. 2. Spin the bottle of Mylanta. And the #1 […]
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