It was Sunday morning when Bill, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go nail the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Judy, sitting there, fully decked out in camouflage overalls. Bill asks her, “Ummm, What […]
Suzie was standing over her husbands deathbed, andas she held his hand her warm tears ran down her cheeks and splashed onto her sleeping husbands face. Her tears awakened him. “My darling Suzie ” he began. “Hush my love” she said. “Ssssh…, go back to sleep dear ” But he was insistent.”Suzie” he said in […]
Ever wonder why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes? A – Almost B – Better C – Cute D – Damn good E – Enormous F – Fake PS. . . they should add a new size for the over 50 group. G – Gone South !
A couple in their 80’s were having problems remembering things, so they decided to the go the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they are physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from […]
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands. . After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her […]