An older woman gets a face lift and shes proud of the way she looks so she goes out in the town and askes a man “how old do you think I am”. The man replies “Ummm, I dont know 28?” the woman answers “Nope I’m 48 but nice try!” She then purchases brunch at […]
One Sunday afternoon, a lady was playing golf. Suddenly she hooked a golf ball so hard it went sailing over everyones heads, and landed in the bushes. The lady walked over to get it, a moving through the bushes she found the golf ball. Next to the ball was a shiney little lamp. She couldn’t […]
Confucious once say: There are 4 major forms of communication: Telephone, Television, Internet, and Telling a Woman.
A married couple is driving along the highway doing a steady fourty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband abruptly looks across at her, speaking in a clear voice, and says “Darling, I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.” The wife says nothing, keeping her […]
If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda. When you eat with someone else, calories don’t count if you don’t eat more than they do. […]