Man says to his Wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife says to her Man: Let me take a picture of your penis, so can have it enlarged. Women are terribly fierce.
These are suggestions for women responding to pick up lines… Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I and U togather Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put F and U together. Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Female: did it hurt when they kicked […]
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors 8. Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds 7. Fat clothes 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time 5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell 4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow 3. […]
A woman was telling her friend , “It was I who made my husband a millionaire.” “And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend. The woman replied, ” A multi-millionaire”.
Two women friends had gone out for a Ladies Night Out, and had been alittle overly-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Horribly drunk, while walking home, they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman […]