Farmers Brown and McDonald were sitting on Farmer McDonald’s porch discussing plowing technique when Farmer Brown notices a pig with a wooden leg hobbling across the front yard. He turned to his friend and asks, “Say, Henry, how’d that pig get him a wooden leg?” “Well, John, that pig…,” his eyes mist up, “That pig’s […]
Advice From Dad
A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around him. He looked up at his dad and asked “How do fish breath under water?” His dad thought about it for a moment, then replied, “I really don’t know, son.” The boy sat quietly […]
Lawyers And Light Bulbs
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? This is a question that’s been at the forefront of discussion amongst the most prestigious scholars and lawmakers of the world. Finally, after getting them all together – the question has been answered. A: Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform […]
Top 10 Sarcastic Dares
Sarcastically speaking, I dare you to do some of the things found on my top ten list…
The Speeder
A traffic cop on patrol one night, watching a 35mph zone on the edge of town, suddenly saw a car come blazing by his hideout. Quickly grabbing at his radar gun, he clocked the fast moving vehicle at 87mph! The officer took off after the speeder and soon had the car pulled over on the […]
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