Farmers Brown and McDonald were sitting on Farmer McDonald’s porch discussing plowing technique when Farmer Brown notices a pig with a wooden leg hobbling across the front yard. He turned to his friend and asks, “Say, Henry, how’d that pig get him a wooden leg?” “Well, John, that pig…,” his eyes mist up, “That pig’s […]

A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around him. He looked up at his dad and asked “How do fish breath under water?” His dad thought about it for a moment, then replied, “I really don’t know, son.” The boy sat quietly […]