Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS? If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you. My other car is a broom. (Found at a witches shop in NYC) My Wife’s other car is a broom! I SWERVE to HIT People at Random! […]
Bumper Stickers 46-60
I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die. I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen. Kill ’em all. Let God sort it out Protected by .357 Magnum 3 days a week. You guess which 3 Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t. Fight crime – Shoot […]
Bumper Stickers 31-45
When she told me I was average, I figured she was just being mean. Hire the Handicapped…Were fun to watch!! STUPIDITY should be Painful This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t Happening To Me Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult Lord save me from your followers. Jesus loves you… everyone else thinks you’re an […]
Bumper Stickers 16-30
Your kid may be an honor student but you’re still an IDIOT! I is a college student I souport publik edekasion If you think education is expensive, Try ignorance Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot. You! Out Of The Gene Pool! The gene pool could use a little chlorine. I took an […]
Bumper Stickers 1-15
Give me coffee and no one gets hurt. Don’t wash this vehicle – Undergoing scientific dirt test Cover me. I’m changing lanes. Keep honking, I’m reloading He who laughs last thinks slowest Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking? You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool. I used to have a […]