Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS? If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you. My other car is a broom. (Found at a witches shop in NYC) My Wife’s other car is a broom! I SWERVE to HIT People at Random! […]

I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die. I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen. Kill ’em all. Let God sort it out Protected by .357 Magnum 3 days a week. You guess which 3 Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t. Fight crime – Shoot […]

When she told me I was average, I figured she was just being mean. Hire the Handicapped…Were fun to watch!! STUPIDITY should be Painful This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t Happening To Me Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult Lord save me from your followers. Jesus loves you… everyone else thinks you’re an […]

Your kid may be an honor student but you’re still an IDIOT! I is a college student I souport publik edekasion If you think education is expensive, Try ignorance Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot. You! Out Of The Gene Pool! The gene pool could use a little chlorine. I took an […]

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