All you need is a sick mind and a healthy body. Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it. Oh sure. But what’s the speed of dark? What’s another word for Thesaurus? Don’t miss today worrying about tomorrow. I think therefore we have nothing in common. With my life I could be […]

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone somewhere may be happy. Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home. 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t. Auntie Em, Hate you; Hate Kansas; Taking the dog. –Dorothy. Lead me not […]

Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most! Are you stoned or just stupid? I gave up drinking, smoking and sex – Worst 15 minutes of my life I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory If the music’s too loud you’re too old Subvert the Dominant Paradigm My […]

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes. We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated. Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word? Diplomacy […]

I Have The Body Of A God… Buddha! Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut? Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. When there’s a […]