Just in case you’ve gotten so old you don’t know if you’ve turned 50 years old yet, here are a few hints that you just might be over that hill… jokes if you will. And before you laugh, remember: we’ll all get old eventually. Top 10 Signs You’re Over The Hill When you sleep, people worry […]
Something Special For His Birthday
It was Jim’s birthday, and he was considered to be an “old man” by his friends standards. So, to liven him up a bit, Jim’s friends decided to give him something special for his birthday. They bought him a hooker. The call girl, as she preferred to be called, went to his house and knocked […]
A Wife’s Special Birthday Present
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, John! How ya doin’?” His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before. “Oh, no,” says John. “He’s on my bowling team.” When they are seated, a […]
Birthday Suit
A wife was begining to worry about her and her husbands non-existant sex life. So one afternoon the woman decided to ask her friend for some advice on how to put the spark back into her marriage. Her friend gave her some advice that always worked with her own husband. She told the woman that […]
Why I Fired My Secretary
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she […]