With all the pirates hijacking ships for ransom and stuff like that going on in the news, I figured we’d throw out a pirate joke for your reading pleasure… Argg! Pirate Walks Into A Bar So this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Confused, the bartender asks “Hey bud, why do you […]
for all you neat freaks and spelling bee wining nerds out there, yes, im sure i did spell some things wrong and i really dont care…..
Two ropes walk in to a bar, one rope calls the bartender and says “Barkeep, let me get a couple of beers.” The bartender says “I’m sorry we dont serve ropes in here.” Frustrated the ropes walk out and, since this was the only bar in town, they thought about it a little while when finally […]
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth would pay $3. […]
A young sailor was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he looks over and sees a pirate. The pirate has a wooden peg-leg, a hook for a hand, and patch over his eye. Unable to resist, the sailor asks “How’d you end up with a peg-leg?” “I was swept overboard during a […]