The road to hell is paved with republicans
The road to hell is paved with democrats
Empty the prisons – Make room for congress
I.R.S.: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
Save Your Breath … You’ll need it to blow up your date!
So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute.
I need someone really bad…Are you really bad
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
I’m shy, but I have a big dick
500,000 battered women and I’m still eating mine plain
Nice guys finish last and bring you breakfast in bed.
Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
You’ll need to know my name. You’ll be screaming it later.
I lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in.
I can hold my own. But I’d rather hold yours.