When she told me I was average, I figured she was just being mean.
Hire the Handicapped…Were fun to watch!!
STUPIDITY should be Painful
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t Happening To Me
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
Lord save me from your followers.
Jesus loves you… everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
Atheism is a non-profit organization.
And on the 8th day, God sobered up.
The Face Is Familiar But I Can’t Quite Remember My Name
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
It’s Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
I Haven’t Lost My Mind, It’s Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.