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Bumper Stickers 211-225

June 18, 2007 by F&J Staff 35 Comments

All you need is a sick mind and a healthy body.

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.

Oh sure. But what’s the speed of dark?

What’s another word for Thesaurus?

Don’t miss today worrying about tomorrow.

I think therefore we have nothing in common.

With my life I could be on all of Oprah’s shows.

Computers help us to do stupid things faster.

Welcome to California. Now Go Home.

Don’t Californicate Oregon.

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

If you always take time to stop and smell the roses…sooner or later, you’ll inhale a bee.

GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets .

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

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Comments

  1. hailie says

    September 9, 2007 at 3:16 pm

    it was ok

    Reply
  2. Grant says

    September 10, 2007 at 5:31 pm

    ha ha ha liked the last one

    Reply
  3. Mandie says

    September 12, 2007 at 9:11 pm

    ThIs JoKe Is CrAzZy i LoVeD It Specifically Da lAsT OnE

    Reply
  4. Mike says

    September 14, 2007 at 9:58 am

    I HaTe PeOpLe WhO sPeLl lIke DiS

    Reply
  5. Liam B says

    September 23, 2007 at 9:49 am

    crap

    Reply
  6. Taytah bug says

    September 25, 2007 at 12:21 pm

    Hey I gotta give it em’ da last 1 want funny n tru!!!!!

    Reply
  7. Jazz says

    October 18, 2007 at 6:35 am

    the last one rocked!

    Reply
  8. marshall says

    November 2, 2007 at 9:31 am

    the last one was the best

    Reply
  9. Rachel says

    November 8, 2007 at 5:24 pm

    i loved the last one. so true!!

    Reply
  10. nessa says

    November 10, 2007 at 5:20 pm

    wow of all these only the last one was funny

    Reply
  11. BRIANNA KNUDSON says

    November 12, 2007 at 10:11 pm

    the eighth one was the best and you all know it’s true, you just don’t want to admitt it!!!:)

    Reply
  12. Eddie says

    November 13, 2007 at 10:19 pm

    I liked my bumper sticker
    WORD

    it says it all

    and my neighbor’s dog earned the sticker,”my chihuahua’s smarter than your honor student

    Reply
  13. da 69er says

    December 13, 2007 at 3:52 pm

    i liked these. u know what i don’t like? niggas

    Reply
  14. Scilens says

    December 23, 2007 at 6:10 am

    the last one was funny, but ive heard it way too many times to laugh anymore there is one i would like to share with everyone

    “Help! I Farted and can’t roll down my windows!”

    “Hire the Handicapped…Were fun to watch!”

    “Car service: If it ain’t broke, we’ll break it.”

    Reply
  15. reece says

    February 13, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    ppl who spell lyk this? there probably dyslexic lol

    Reply
  16. lazeena says

    February 20, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    it was ok sick mind healty body yeah

    Reply
  17. i'm so cool says

    March 23, 2008 at 11:48 pm

    oh the last one i could go on and on about it…
    no i couldn’t

    Reply
  18. Black Mamba TruAfrican says

    April 18, 2008 at 9:48 am

    if pple like u are in the last one,it rocked

    Reply
  19. sarah w. says

    May 5, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    i like the one about growing your own dope- it rox.

    Reply
  20. Chas (The Amazing)91 says

    May 8, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    Very Simple Home Remedies

    1 Avoid cutting yourself when chopping vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

    2. When you have a gad cough take a large dose of laxatives, then you’ll be to afraid to cough.

    3. Don’t let the misses get mad at you by always leaving the seatup… use the shower.

    4. Some people are just like slinkies, there not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

    Reply
  21. me says

    June 5, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    i have some for you too

    1~ dont meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup

    2~ Hows my driving?
    call 1-800-eat-$h!t

    i dont really like the 2nd one but most people do

    Reply
  22. faruque says

    July 30, 2008 at 11:19 am

    I have an attractive body, I attract mosquitos.

    Reply
  23. baddabaddaup! says

    September 5, 2008 at 10:51 pm

    My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
    HELLZ YEAH!

    Reply
  24. april h says

    December 19, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    i love bumper stickiers who ever came up with them are genious…lol…jk….but i do think these are great

    Reply
  25. me2 says

    January 22, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

    Reply
  26. mississippiBABY says

    March 4, 2009 at 4:10 pm

    it alright.. tha last prolly best

    Reply
  27. mommy says not to talk to strangers says

    March 18, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    If you always take time to stop and smell the roses…sooner or later, you’ll inhale a bee.

    i like this one.

    Reply
  28. Jake says

    April 28, 2009 at 8:07 pm

    Buckle your seatbelt so the Aliens dont suck you out of your car. Lol, i love that one.

    Reply
  29. lady says

    May 20, 2009 at 2:58 am

    sorry officer… i thought you wanted to race….

    Reply
  30. chris says

    July 22, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    I <3 road head

    Reply
  31. blacktepes says

    September 24, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    bet u can’t pass me….. YOUR MOMMA

    Reply
  32. Adolph Brasby says

    October 10, 2010 at 3:33 pm

    Ah just have fun as my friend Jamel Phippen play only free games in your free time.

    Reply
  33. koookooo says

    December 12, 2010 at 5:54 am

    i love a poop
    i love a kaka
    do u love a poop
    do u loove a kaka?

    Reply
  34. koookooo says

    December 12, 2010 at 5:55 am

    ur mama very nice rightttttT??????
    ipaid her minimum wagelast night in the bathroom stall\i didnt know she dopesdelevrios

    Reply
  35. IHATEEVERYTHING says

    September 19, 2011 at 10:49 pm

    da69er, go die in a fire

    Reply

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