All you need is a sick mind and a healthy body.
Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.
Oh sure. But what’s the speed of dark?
What’s another word for Thesaurus?
Don’t miss today worrying about tomorrow.
I think therefore we have nothing in common.
With my life I could be on all of Oprah’s shows.
Computers help us to do stupid things faster.
Welcome to California. Now Go Home.
Don’t Californicate Oregon.
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
If you always take time to stop and smell the roses…sooner or later, you’ll inhale a bee.
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets .
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
it was ok
ha ha ha liked the last one
ThIs JoKe Is CrAzZy i LoVeD It Specifically Da lAsT OnE
I HaTe PeOpLe WhO sPeLl lIke DiS
crap
Hey I gotta give it em’ da last 1 want funny n tru!!!!!
the last one rocked!
the last one was the best
i loved the last one. so true!!
wow of all these only the last one was funny
the eighth one was the best and you all know it’s true, you just don’t want to admitt it!!!:)
I liked my bumper sticker
WORD
it says it all
and my neighbor’s dog earned the sticker,”my chihuahua’s smarter than your honor student
i liked these. u know what i don’t like? niggas
the last one was funny, but ive heard it way too many times to laugh anymore there is one i would like to share with everyone
“Help! I Farted and can’t roll down my windows!”
“Hire the Handicapped…Were fun to watch!”
“Car service: If it ain’t broke, we’ll break it.”
ppl who spell lyk this? there probably dyslexic lol
it was ok sick mind healty body yeah
oh the last one i could go on and on about it…
no i couldn’t
if pple like u are in the last one,it rocked
i like the one about growing your own dope- it rox.
Very Simple Home Remedies
1 Avoid cutting yourself when chopping vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
2. When you have a gad cough take a large dose of laxatives, then you’ll be to afraid to cough.
3. Don’t let the misses get mad at you by always leaving the seatup… use the shower.
4. Some people are just like slinkies, there not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
i have some for you too
1~ dont meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup
2~ Hows my driving?
call 1-800-eat-$h!t
i dont really like the 2nd one but most people do
I have an attractive body, I attract mosquitos.
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
HELLZ YEAH!
i love bumper stickiers who ever came up with them are genious…lol…jk….but i do think these are great
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
it alright.. tha last prolly best
If you always take time to stop and smell the roses…sooner or later, you’ll inhale a bee.
i like this one.
Buckle your seatbelt so the Aliens dont suck you out of your car. Lol, i love that one.
sorry officer… i thought you wanted to race….
I <3 road head
bet u can’t pass me….. YOUR MOMMA
Ah just have fun as my friend Jamel Phippen play only free games in your free time.
i love a poop
i love a kaka
do u love a poop
do u loove a kaka?
ur mama very nice rightttttT??????
ipaid her minimum wagelast night in the bathroom stall\i didnt know she dopesdelevrios
da69er, go die in a fire