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Bumper Stickers 196-210

June 18, 2007 by F&J Staff 19 Comments

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone somewhere may be happy.

Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.

3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.

Auntie Em, Hate you; Hate Kansas; Taking the dog. –Dorothy.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

I am not a bum – My wife works

I am not unemployed I am a consultant

I’m out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?

Don’t Start With Me. You Know How I Get.

A good day is when the shit hits the fan and I have time to duck.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.

Humpty Dumpty didn’t fall…he was pushed.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

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Comments

  1. sabrina says

    July 29, 2007 at 6:35 pm

    funny very funny so do u still like pickles?

    Reply
  2. Jess Hoffman says

    August 18, 2007 at 11:33 pm

    STDs are like Pokemon: Gotta catch ’em all!

    Reply
  3. hailie says

    September 9, 2007 at 3:18 pm

    funny

    Reply
  4. Jazz says

    October 18, 2007 at 6:37 am

    hilarious!

    Reply
  5. BABE~GURL says

    October 30, 2007 at 4:46 pm

    i like jess hoffman’s saying

    Reply
  6. Jess says

    November 5, 2007 at 2:02 am

    Rofl

    Reply
  7. nessa says

    November 10, 2007 at 5:23 pm

    lol gotta catch em all!!!

    Reply
  8. domonique says

    December 6, 2007 at 5:12 pm

    y would u want 2 catch std’s dumb asses

    Reply
  9. da 69er says

    December 13, 2007 at 3:55 pm

    a nigga obviously didn’t make #7, because everyone knows that the only thing a black person’s wife works is the street.

    Reply
  10. yoshi says

    March 2, 2008 at 2:53 am

    OMG da 69er! You are so RUDE!

    Reply
  11. yo mammo says

    January 12, 2009 at 8:42 am

    like omg those jokes wern’t good execpt the pokeymon one my some girl. ahaha i HATED IT!

    Reply
  12. hunter says

    February 19, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    “If you’re gonna ride my ass atleast pull my hair”

    XD

    Reply
  13. AMI says

    April 2, 2009 at 12:16 am

    lolz i like hunters “)
    kinky.

    Reply
  14. Red Rivan says

    April 29, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    yo “da 69er”, u r wrong dog, its da brothers who work on da street while da wives take kare of their kidz an work

    Reply
  15. drummer grl says

    October 27, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    I’ve seen cars that say “my other ride has tits”

    Reply
  16. kitty says

    January 1, 2010 at 1:51 am

    “yo” “Red Riven” thats ssooo typical to say “yo” and da wives work to, to put food on the effin table if you didnt kno that..(but you prolly didnt..justtttt sayen=P) And were you meaning a “dude” or a “guy” or a husband? when you said “brothers”?..just wonderen haha

    Reply
  17. I luv Sam says

    January 25, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    LAWLZ

    Reply
  18. Semenator says

    July 9, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    kitty your so dumb

    Reply
  19. Jellyfish of Doom says

    December 9, 2010 at 11:35 am

    kitty……… your a penguin f*cker you know that?

    Reply

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