Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most!
Are you stoned or just stupid?
I gave up drinking, smoking and sex – Worst 15 minutes of my life
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory
If the music’s too loud you’re too old
Subvert the Dominant Paradigm
My karma ran over my dogma
Chicken Little was Right!
Born to Shop
We’re Spending our Kids Inheritance
If you’re rich, I’m single
I want to die in my sleep like grandpa. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car!
Montana – At least our cows are sane!
According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist.
Friends don’t let friends drive naked.