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Bumper Stickers 166-180

June 18, 2007 by F&J Staff 14 Comments

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.

Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?

Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie!’… till you can find a rock.

Procrastinators Unite!… Tomorrow

Dyslexics Untie!

I like you, but I wouldn’t want to see you working with subatomic particles.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.

My reality check bounced

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

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Comments

  1. Jazz says

    October 18, 2007 at 6:46 am

    very funny

    Reply
  2. Anti Christ says

    November 11, 2007 at 11:20 am

    HAHAHAHA

    Reply
  3. nicole says

    November 29, 2007 at 8:02 pm

    lmao

    Reply
  4. hi says

    May 18, 2008 at 8:00 pm

    LOL TAYS SO NOT FUNNY

    Reply
  5. bob says

    August 3, 2008 at 11:11 am

    lolololololololololol

    Reply
  6. bob says

    August 3, 2008 at 11:11 am

    sex

    Reply
  7. lexi 4 says

    February 24, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    um, bob get a life

    Reply
  8. Darth Vader says

    March 31, 2009 at 9:49 am

    The Star Trek ones were awesome. Need some Star Wars ones though. Or Halo. Or Bleach. Or Family Guy. Or Robot Chicken. Maybe, the Family Guy/ Robot Chicken Star Wars special. NERDS WILL CONQUER ALL!!!!

    Reply
  9. Shuddafukup says

    April 3, 2009 at 9:26 pm

    Dyslexics Untie! Oh yeah!

    Reply
  10. Dutchy says

    May 23, 2009 at 4:20 am

    Lma0. Gud 1

    Reply
  11. Ozzie says

    May 26, 2009 at 12:12 pm

    I am out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

    But your mind is having a closing down sale.

    Reply
  12. Angela says

    June 1, 2009 at 2:40 am

    Dats nice ma dear

    Reply
  13. ??? says

    October 15, 2009 at 12:36 am

    lol # 8 & 9.

    Reply
  14. Tom Matt says

    March 7, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    lol

    Reply

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