Your kid may be an honor student but you’re still an IDIOT!
I is a college student
I souport publik edekasion
If you think education is expensive, Try ignorance
Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.
You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Never get into an argument with the schizophrenic person and say, “Just who do you think you are?”