I Have The Body Of A God… Buddha!
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
When there’s a will, I want to be in it!
Been There – Shit Happened
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
She’s always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Forget about World Peace…..Visualize Using Your Turn Signal !
Visualize Whirled Peas
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Save a tree- Eat a beaver
make like a tree and leave…
save a tree- eat a beav…..that was AWESOME!!!
like in the Boondock Saints”why don’t you make like a bread truck, and get the F$%& outta here!”
We need a lot more inhgists like this!
save water, drink beer
these jokes are very funny!
So Funny!! 🙂
funnyish maby good i dont know…….suck one
WTF? not een close to bein funny
IVE GOT A GOOD SUMMARY OF THESE “JOKES”…. LAME!!
Finally a Star Wars reference. YES!! Nerds rule
Reality is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its non-believers!
ok the 1st one is really rude.
Chikfukker first of all u jst hsve that name to cover up ur gayness. Dnt take that ass an insult ppl who r of the gay perspective. & all those jokes were friggin good!
Why ois it offensive? Buddha was fat.