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Bumper Stickers 151-165

June 18, 2007 by F&J Staff 15 Comments

I Have The Body Of A God… Buddha!

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel

I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

When there’s a will, I want to be in it!

Been There – Shit Happened

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

She’s always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.

It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Forget about World Peace…..Visualize Using Your Turn Signal !

Visualize Whirled Peas

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

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Comments

  1. vinny says

    October 2, 2007 at 5:04 pm

    Save a tree- Eat a beaver

    Reply
  2. Jazz says

    October 18, 2007 at 6:50 am

    make like a tree and leave…

    Reply
  3. Eddie says

    November 13, 2007 at 11:06 pm

    save a tree- eat a beav…..that was AWESOME!!!
    like in the Boondock Saints”why don’t you make like a bread truck, and get the F$%& outta here!”

    Reply
    • Suzy says

      April 27, 2017 at 1:26 pm

      We need a lot more inhgists like this!

      Reply
  4. vevari says

    November 16, 2007 at 12:39 pm

    save water, drink beer

    Reply
  5. mariah lovine says

    February 11, 2008 at 9:07 am

    these jokes are very funny!

    Reply
  6. Abbey says

    February 27, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    So Funny!! 🙂

    Reply
  7. anti christ 2 says

    March 12, 2008 at 9:46 pm

    funnyish maby good i dont know…….suck one

    Reply
  8. chikfuckerrr says

    March 29, 2009 at 5:35 am

    WTF? not een close to bein funny

    Reply
  9. chikfuckerrr says

    March 29, 2009 at 5:36 am

    IVE GOT A GOOD SUMMARY OF THESE “JOKES”…. LAME!!

    Reply
  10. Darth Vader says

    March 31, 2009 at 9:53 am

    Finally a Star Wars reference. YES!! Nerds rule

    Reply
  11. Ozzie says

    May 26, 2009 at 12:14 pm

    Reality is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its non-believers!

    Reply
  12. ??? says

    October 15, 2009 at 12:33 am

    ok the 1st one is really rude.

    Reply
  13. drummer grl says

    October 27, 2009 at 10:08 pm

    Chikfukker first of all u jst hsve that name to cover up ur gayness. Dnt take that ass an insult ppl who r of the gay perspective. & all those jokes were friggin good!

    Reply
  14. IHATEEVERYTHING says

    September 19, 2011 at 10:41 pm

    Why ois it offensive? Buddha was fat.

    Reply

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