I Have The Body Of A God… Buddha!
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
When there’s a will, I want to be in it!
Been There – Shit Happened
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
She’s always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Forget about World Peace…..Visualize Using Your Turn Signal !
Visualize Whirled Peas
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.